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Chapter 1: What did the eye doctor say during the visit?
Finally, I saw an eye doctor today. What did the doc say? We took a bunch of tests. Yeah, like what?
Chapter 2: What tests did the eye doctor perform?
Like A, B, F, Q?
No, he said there was one word called hovum.
Chapter 3: What is the significance of the term 'hovum' in eye tests?
Hovum, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He goes, what does that say? There it said hotovuv. Yeah, hotovuv. Yeah, yeah. And I go, I'm blagmin. I'm blagmin. Yeah, yeah. And he goes, that's way off, right? Both eyes. Then he scanned the interterial of where all the like- That's only an Asian thing.
Cells.
Chapter 4: How do cultural differences affect eye care practices?
That's only an Asian thing. Yeah, I know. They don't have to do that for us.
You know what the cells are? They're squinty.
The cells were squinty, dude. Even the cells under a microscope are squinting around.
Oh, what are we doing?
Wait, get that test up and let me see if we can do it. Ready, Bob? Yes. I already know. Okay. Okay. Well, that's not. Do the other one you just had. There it is. This one. Okay. What are you going to do? No, I want to.
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Chapter 5: What was the surprising revelation about eyesight from the doctor?
Well, I'm closer. Your eyes are way better than mine. No, I just want to see what line you can get down to. So the first. From here. No, one, two, and three are fine. Do the fourth line. Fourth line down. T-H-V-O-H-T-O-V. Next one.
Here we go. H-V-T-O-T-V-H-V-T-O. Great, next one. Now I'm done. Q-2-N.
No, Q-O. It's O again. I mean, the letters are the same in every single one. Oh, okay. My point is, is that... And the bottom one, can you do that one? I can't do the bottom one. V-O-T-H-T-O. Wow. Wow. That one's teeny tiny from here. Yeah, so I guess- But the doctor said, you have Asian- You have long distance. He's got little Asian eyes.
I love that song. You have long distance. And he goes, I want to show you something. It's a miracle. And I go, what is it? He goes, walk outside with me. So he was Asian, by the way.
He's like, can I get a picture?
He was Asian, by the way. And he goes, look over there. What do you see? I go, I don't know, nothing. And he put these glasses on me. I go- Like literally, I saw nothing. And he put the glasses on. This is across the street. I saw trees. You act like this is crazy science.
It's just glasses. I know, but I've never had them before. And then... This is like when babies get cochlear implants. I know. And they can hear. So what I'm saying is that... 19... What is that? Glasses were invented in 1268. They've been around.
I haven't caught up yet. Okay. But when you... Because I'm... Dude, since the 13th century, we've had glasses. There's an Asian guy wearing them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Chapter 6: How does wearing glasses change one's perspective?
Yeah. Oh, so you really, you'll be data. You'll be actually data.
I'll be data. But it's so funny. After I took the glasses off, Everything seems blurry. So right now, everything seems blurry. So maybe I can't see.
Well, did they do the drops in your eyes?
No.
Wait, don't they do that? They dilate your eyes?
Dude, let me just say something to you because I'm not in the best mood. And I'd like to say something to everyone, not you, to this theory, okay? I don't do drop eye. Okay. I went to. You have drop by. I have drop by. You don't do drop by. I don't do drop by.
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Chapter 7: What historical context is provided about the invention of glasses?
I have drop by. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So why can't you read them? I'm saying.
Dude. You take it. You know what? Unbutton one more button. Yeah, yeah. Unbutton one more button. Unbutton one more, you little forget. With a didgeridoo shirt. I don't know what to call it.
That's a didgeridoo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, let me just say something. Why don't you unbutton one more button? All right. So I went to, I called my assistant and I said, I don't want, I want future shit.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So they had me in a lab with machinery.
Yeah.
And you know what I mean? You know what I mean?
Give me what NASA does.
Yeah, that's what NASA did. So they were able to see the interior of my eye, the actual thing. And guess what? He goes, your eyesight is going to be fine until your 80s. Because you have good eyes. Yeah. He says he asked me some genetic questions. There's no blindness. Does your mom have glasses? No. My dad did, though.
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