Chapter 1: What happened at Coachella with Bobby Lee and Carlos Herrera?
Guess who's back from Coachella? Bobby Lee and Carlos Herrera went out to the desert. They were at Coachella. They were ripping it up, dude. TMZ reported on it.
Well, ripping it up is, I'll tell you what happened. May I show you my Coachella experience? I've never been before. That's why I introed it. He was showing off his wristband. Oh, wow. Was this a hot shot with the new wristband?
Chapter 2: What was the Coachella experience like for the hosts?
Yeah. It's kind of like rude.
Start it over. Go ahead, go ahead.
Asshole?
No.
They tag you now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Asshole. Arrogant asshole. What section of Coachella? They're missing an A.
Hey, what's up, dude? What section are you in? Asshole! Oh, sick, dog. I'm in douchebag. Yeah, that's artist. That's artist. So whose artist pass was it? Mine. What artist gave you an artist pass?
Well, I'll be honest with you. We know a guy. Should we say his name? Yeah. He's a pure white. He's a, what I like to call a forever white. Like me? Yeah, you're a forever white, Cole. Like you guys are the good ones. Right. I mean, Pete, I would put you in that category.
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Chapter 3: How did the hosts acquire their artist passes for Coachella?
Oh, thanks. What about McCone? Yeah, not really. Because he can turn on a dime. That's right. And his allegiance is... I don't know whose allegiance this is, too. He is such a fence sitter. We don't know where... We don't know where he is, dude. Yeah, yeah. He's sort of like Pakistan. Right. Right. Who are you with? Oh, we're going to negotiate. We're doing the negotiations. Right, yeah.
But what's really going on here? Pakistan is great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so we... He really hooked us up, this guy Cole. He's such a nice guy. I hugged him a thousand times. I was so grateful that, you know what I mean, we were able to go. Who's the gentleman you're referring to? Cole. He's the director. He's the director of the whole festival. Oh, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really cool guy.
He looked after us, and the only show I saw, I saw two shows. No, you saw three. You were miserable at one. I barely saw one. Well, who was the third? Oh, so the first, I say two, Sabrina Carpenter. Let me tell you about Sabrina Carpenter. Fill me in. Okay, I will. She's a good performer. Pretty. She gave it her all. I had rather been in an ICE detention center.
I'd rather been in a Japanese internment camp. It was pure painful until, that's me, until Grandma Donna came out. And when Grandma Donna came out, I was so excited. Grandma Madonna? Grandma Donna. Madonna came out, but the grand version.
oh yeah old madonna yeah yeah grandma madonna yeah grandma madonna yeah grandmama grandmama madonna yeah grandmama yeah yeah yeah and she did vogue and when you know what i mean come on yeah yeah yeah let your body move yeah strike a pose and when she struck the pose she had her walking her her walker yeah her walker it was incredible well, strike a pose, you know what I mean?
And she was doing that, right? She was doing a lot of leaning against, you know what I mean, objects. I heard Madonna's tour bus pulled up into the handicapped parking spot.
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