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Is there anything more difficult than not being able to touch, taste or kiss your long-distance partner? Kinkster & Podcaster Dick Wound first suggests mailing each each their dirty socks and tshirts, but when he learns of his new love's food fetish, they substitute kissing with SweetTarts on Skype, move to in-person and before you know it, she's lying in a Dexter-style kill room, covered in ice cold pumpkin guts. It's time to mix the batter! Plus, Dixie struggles with the hardest goodbye she'll ever face. #ASMR #Sloppy #Squishy #Slippery #Scene Song: 'Bon Appetit' (Katy Perry & Migos) About the Storyteller: Dick Wound explores darker and more unusual kinks and fetishes on his podcast, Off the Cuffs, including fantasies of his own death, being dominated by robots, and seductive alien encounters. The podcast was established to document his journey into the kink community, but little time passed before Dick began receiving feedback from listeners and it quickly became evident that many needed guidance to begin their journey. The platform Dick has created brings together both newbies and long time kinksters, and enables them to share their stories and experiences with a worldwide audience. This has led to guest appearances on other podcasts including RISK!, This is Actually Happening, The Dildorks and dozens of others. Dick also operates and produces a second podcast, Being There, where the extraordinary aspects of everyday people's lives are explored in a free form interview/story-telling format. Dick's personal journey is an interesting one, and he is available to speak on the subjects of kink and BDSM with an open mind and devious sense of humor. You can learn more about Dick Wound at https://www.offthecuffs.org/ & Patreon.com/OCPKink Episode links: Saying goodbye to Quake, the World's Best Dog: If you wanna help with Quake's final Veterinary and End of Life expenses, the GoFundMe is at https://bit.ly/QuakeTheSaint And Thank you for loving my Best Boi Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it's just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie's favorite lube, and they're offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code "Dixie" at UberLube.com. That's 10% off and free shipping! Register for the Sex Geek Pro's Social Media Deep Dive: If you're ready to transform your sex-positive business and have clients and customers asking YOU when your next offering is…The key is Social Media! Learn how to create Social Media in an organized and savvy way from Reid Mihalko, Cathy Vartuli, Sunny Megatron, Midori and more. Get the latest updates, informed by people who are actually winning on Social Media in the sex-positive world. Find out more at https://reidaboutsex.com/smdd or https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/store/hcdt72h5 Did you know that Bawdy is coming back to Seattle in October? We've got a new venue, we'll have brand new storytellers and we're so excited about this joyful reunion with the best community anywhere. Tell your friends about Bawdy's return, learn more about the show and buy Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022 Wanna be an #ApplauseTiddies sponsor for our next live Bawdy? Contact [email protected] and let's make a plan. As a sponsor, you'll get a sneak peek at what you got for Dixie, and you'll get Motorboated onstage in the brand new ApplauseTiddy bra, plus you get to name my bewbs. I have a bra registry at A Revelation in Fit in Oakland CA, so let's do this thing, y'all! Patreon: If you love this podcast, you can thank Bawdy's Patreon supporters - they made this happen! It's because of people like you who support this important work that we do, people who want these stories wherever they are. Join our Patreon now and you get exclusive rewards when you join (like monthly free livestream tickets at the $10/mo level!) Become a member now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Want to support Bawdy in another way? Below are donation links to make that easy: Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: [email protected] CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU! Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and a recent client said 'OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!' Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at [email protected] and let's make it happen. Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You'll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There's also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it's a place to discuss the podcast's stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you're IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you'll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!) & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 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