Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
Episodes
29: Movie Theaters in Providence, RI
12 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with another episode for your listening displeasure. We read the worst reviews of movie theaters in Providence, RI, and Christine reads rev...
28: Tattoo Shops in Tulsa, OK
05 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Between all the talk of pearls and jumper cables, this episode is particularly heinous. For that reason, we're officially putting a ban on 13-19 year ...
27: Ghost Tours in New Orleans, LA
29 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our morning morbid show with morning joe. In today's episode, we're taking you on a very bumpy ride through New Orleans. Please refrain fro...
26: Parks in Milwaukee, WI
22 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Is it possible for people to give their local parks bad reviews? Yes. And it's as crazy as you'd think! Alex then reads conspiracy theory reviews that...
25: DMVs in Phoenix, AZ
15 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Get your sunglasses emoji ready, because we've got some "cool" reviews for you. We're reading the worst reviews of DMVs in Phoenix, AZ. Now imagine ho...
Between You And Us: Episode 4
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ghosts, choking, vampires... wait, what podcast is this again? Oh yeah, the one where we take the mask off of humanity and reveal its truest form. And...
24: Post Offices in Washington, DC
08 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In our most educational episode yet, we broaden your vocabulary as well as your understanding of the Geneva Convention. But don't worry, there's plent...
23: Toy Stores in Chicago, IL
01 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Geppetto's Geriatric Sex Dungeon. Grab a doll, pick a booth, and enjoy our tastiest episode yet! We learn about all the toys Chicago has to...
22: Beaches in Honolulu, HI
24 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode, we reveal our titular story. We also discuss condoms, feces, and panty liners. So basically... we're discussing humanity this ...
21: Elementary Schools in Pittsburgh, PA
17 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast made me laugh so bad!!! I threw up. It's time to kick off your Skechers and enjoy a new episode of Beach Too Sandy. While exploring revie...
20: Nostalgia in Los Angeles, CA
11 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 20 is the extravaganza you didn't know you needed! To mark the special occasion, we surprise each other with reviews of places that are close ...
Between You And Us: Episode 3
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Cover your trouser! We're back with some PHAT reviews, ranging from Starbucks to Mount Rushmore. This episode = was passable. Just don't laugh too lou...
19: Coffee Shops in Seattle, WA
03 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In our quest to find the worst reviews, we may have found the worst one yet. As difficult as that was, we make it through. Next in our journey, we get...
18: Comedy Clubs in Hartford, CT
27 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Lisa Lampanelli graces us with her voice... and a plea to our beautiful listeners. This is followed by plenty of tallywagging from Alex and...
17: Hospitals in Boston, MA
20 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode, we take on communism, mary-juana, and the feminist agenda. It's truly an episode for the ages. But don't worry, we bleep out t...
16: Hardware Stores in Nashville, TN
13 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
If you ever want to blackmail us with fake audio pulled from various sound bites, boy do we have the episode for you! We provide you with amazing quot...
Between You And Us: Episode 2
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The voices of a generation reading reviews sent in by fans of a generation. That's right, we're back and we're engaging in civil dialogue. We're readi...
15: Record Stores in Indianapolis, IN
06 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RudeJuggalo, WeedLMFAO, alxdude9, and imalwayzcrazy444. Which ones are our old AIM accounts and which are new? You have to listen to find out! This we...
14: Libraries in Los Angeles, CA
27 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hooded figures, dead bodies, and squirt machines. Or, your average Beach Too Sandy episode. If you think this episode stinks, watch out for our next c...
13: Comic Book Shops in New York, NY
20 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hear ye hear ye! Green grocers and proprietors alike! We have an episode that will surely challenge your views and give you a bad case of the sweats....
12: Liquor Stores in Louisville, KY
13 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode, the gang announces their next venture (unfortunately it's not a liquor store in Louisville, KY). Please wish us luck on our im...
Between You And Us: Episode 1
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In the first edition of our monthly Between You And Us episodes, we read reviews of your most suggested item. This episode is an exploration of the hu...
11: Strip Clubs in Las Vegas, NV
06 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
WARNING! Do not let your ladies listen to this show. We will steal them from you. In episode 11 we go back to our roots: Vegas strip clubs. More speci...
10: Museums in Boise, ID
30 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 10 of the podcast where a couple of poorly dressed jobsworths read awful reviews. This very special episode is full of big announce...
9: Waffle Houses in Atlanta, GA
23 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
What's the difference between Waffle House and your friendly neighborhood orgy? According to this week's reviews, possibly nothing. Whichever one you'...
8: Dentists in Denver, CO
16 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Psst... yeah you... ever heard of... Presbyterianism? Then do we have the episode for you. We explore Denver for the worst reviews of dentists. Then w...
7: Bridal Shops in Houston, TX
09 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Buckle up, folks, because things are about to get "unsettling." Tune in to hear bridal store reviews from angry brides-to-be in Houston...and their do...
6: Pet Stores in Salt Lake City, UT
02 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Lost the instruction manual for your new pet bird? You’ve come to the right place! This week we read pet store reviews in Salt Lake City before trai...
5: Hair Salons in Ann Arbor, MI
26 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join us this week as we head to Ann Arbor to hear what people think of their local hair salons. Please enjoy, but watch out for the dead body out back...
4: Tech Stores in Jacksonville, FL
19 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Wuz up! In episode 4 we explore the world of tech stores in Jacksonville, FL. Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-wate...
3: Car Washes in Minneapolis, MN
12 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode three, y'all! Tune in for some...interesting...reviews of car washes in Minneapolis, MN. Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collecti...
2: Hotels in Kansas City, MO
12 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Episode two is here! We cover 1-star reviews of hotels in Kansas City, MO. Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-t...
1: Grocery Stores in Cincinnati, OH
10 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the first official episode of BTSWTW, featuring 1-star reviews of grocery stores in Cincinnati, OH. Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com...
TRAILER
07 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Is your beach too sandy? Water too wet? Ice too cold? More importantly, do you feel like yelling about it on the internet? We’re here to help. Beach...