# 666 - Big Jay Oakerson is a Hardcore Christian

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What does Big Jay Oakerson's new special focus on?

Bert Kreischer 0:00
Las Vegas. I'll be at Resorts World Theater March 21st and 22nd. My special drops March 18th.
Host 0:05
Let's get lucky. And your graphic shirts that say, I'm in full ketosis. Like, what are you, a fucking jerk-off? Who wears that, you asshole? Are you ever shocked you didn't get AIDS? Uh, no, not really, but... I thought I was getting AIDS. I had a girl tell me after we had sex that she... that she had hepatitis C and that's why she told me to do anal. And it was much to her surprise to find out that I think that's more dangerous. Oh yeah, anal is.
Bert Kreischer 0:41
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Blood and poop? Where blood and poop lives? Wait, wait, have you got, when was the last time you went to the doctor?
Host 0:54
A couple months.

What surprising health information did Jay and Bert share?

Bert Kreischer 0:55
Okay. I have always tested positive for one of the hepatitis. Really? Anyone else? Nope. All right. Edit that out. It's pretty serious. No, no, no. There's always like a hepatitis like W or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hang on. My sister tested positive for it too. We've all tested positive. Have you ever tested positive for one of the hepatitis, Pete?
Host 1:19
I've never tested for that.
Host 1:40
Hello?
Bert Kreischer 1:41
Hey, do you remember getting tested positive for one of the hepatitises?
Unnamed Guest 1:46
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer 1:46
All right, which hepatitis was that? Hepatitis B. You're live, by the way. Oh, yeah, we're on the podcast. I'm sorry.
Unnamed Guest 1:56
Well, I mean, I don't know how locked in it was, but it was one of them. Yeah, remember? And I was like, oh, my God, was I drinking like puddles?
Bert Kreischer 2:03
Oh, yeah. Oh, it's basically it's just attacks the liver. It's fine. All right.
Unnamed Guest 2:07
Don't worry.
Bert Kreischer 2:08
All right. Love you. Bye. My liver enzymes are good. So you're fine. I think it's got to be. Wait, is that what hepatitis B is? Yes.
Host 2:20
Me and my sister both have it. Really? I think so. That's the one I think you can get if like, because people make you a burger after they took a dump.
Bert Kreischer 2:28
Oh, I think it's just like a stomach thing. Yeah. Someone Google this. I don't know. You know what? You know what? Leave it in. Oh, no. We also shared needle syringes injected in a common. Did you have it? Yes. A lot of people have hepatitis B. Yeah, but it's not like it doesn't kill you. Couldn't it? No. I mean, here's the deal, Jay. Do you worry about what's going to kill you? No. Right? I mean, yes, I guess so. But I don't stop doing those things. How much do you change your lifestyle worried about what's going to kill you? I think about what's going to kill me every morning when I wake up.
Host 3:03
Mm-hmm. Don't you have like, I have like a damage is done mentality. A little bit. Yeah. I'd be blown away if I lived to 65. Oh, come on. I'd be blown away.
Bert Kreischer 3:16
Buddy, you're going to live. You know, no, you know, guys like me and you last forever. Ari's going to die young. Something terrible. Oh, and it's going to be, it's going to be horrible. And you know, you know, you know what's so sad about Ari dying is he doesn't get to pick. To tell people if he's going to die because he already has to not tell people he's going to die. Yeah. Like if he goes, guys, I have cancer. Everyone's going to be like, wrong move, Ari. You should have not told anyone. Gone out like a gangster.
Host 3:40
Everyone's going to go at it completely. Oh, could you? That's a good question. I remember they always say, even though people were watching him deteriorate, the Bill Hicks thing. Yeah. He never told anybody. They just thought he was turning skinny. But do you, would you tell? Hold on. Isn't that a great question? Because I've both thought about it myself. Would you tell... You know me pretty well.
Bert Kreischer 4:05
I think I... You don't think I would have a set-up tour with a merch drop on the day I died?
Host 4:11
Oh, but that's what I... Absolutely, I'd tell. You think you can get over it that quick and turn it into like the positive?
Bert Kreischer 4:19
Oh, I'd have to. I'd have to. My whole thing would be about making money for the girls. So I'd be like, if I got ocular syphilis, right? I'd be like, guys, I got diagnosed with ocular syphilis. I got six months to live. I'm doing the see no evil tour. How do you get that? From farts in the eye? I think so. No, hold on. You know, syphilis is like a real legit fucking problem.

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