Comedians Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite join me for some impression lessons, armchair therapy, and vegan meatloaf Follow Pete: https://www.instagram.com/peteholmes Follow Jonathan: https://www.instagram.com/jonathankite VEGAN MEATLOAF Onion Carrots Celery Garlic Chickpeas Breadcrumbs Flaxseed Nutritional yeast Soy sauce Ketchup 1. Add the chickpeas to a bowl and mash 2. Sauté the onions, carrots, celery, and garlic in olive oil 3. Add the sautéed vegetables and remaining ingredients. Stir to combine 4. Press the loaf mixture down into the pan. Cover with foil and bake for 30 min 5. In a small bowl, mix ketchup and soy sauce for the topping 6. After 30 minutes, remove foil and cover loaf with topping. Bake for 15 more min SESAME KALE Chopped kale Toasted sesame oil Garlic powder Salt Red pepper flakes Sesame seeds 1. Heat the sesame oil in a large pan, then toss in the kale 2. Add the salt, garlic, and red pepper flakes and cook for 5-7 min 3. Remove from heat, add sesame seeds, and serve MASHED CAULIFLOWER Cauliflower Garlic Almond Milk Salt and pepper 1. Bake cauliflower and garlic in oven for 30 min 2. Add cauliflower, almond milk, garlic, salt, and pepper to blender. Blend until smooth This episode is brought to you by Ship Station. Get a 60-day free trial at http://www.shipstation.com/burning Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For SOMTHING'S BURNING: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somet... For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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