Something’s Burning: Trevor Wallace + Michael Blaustein + The Secret | S5 E10
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What shocking secret did Bert reveal during the crawfish boil?
So he was just having her suck his perineum, and then I was like, oh, hey, what's up, Rachel? Rachel, have you ever heard of that? No. Okay, cool. Thank you for the drinks. So anyways...
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Look at us. It's not that crazy. You can do it. You just have to try a little bit. Go to 2bears5k.com to register. And thank you to Spartan for helping us produce and put this on. And everybody at YMH and Birdie Boy. We are so excited. We will see you May 4th in Tampa for the next 2 Bears 5K.
And I can't wait for Baker Mayfield to verbally commit.
He's coming?
He's definitely coming.
Great ass on that guy.
My new special, Lucky, is streaming right now on Netflix. Check it out. The Permission to Party World Tour kicks off September 18th in Rockford, Illinois, the 19th in Milwaukee, the 20th in St. Paul, Minnesota, the 21st in Duluth, Minnesota, followed by Eugene, Oregon, September 28th. Avoid scalpers and go to BurtBurtBurt.com to get your lowest ticket price. I'll take a water if you have one. Are you guys going to want a cocktail maybe? Maybe towards the end. We got to go do a pod after this too. Okay, so early. What pod do you have to do? Ours. Ours. Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. The best way to do a podcast is hammered. You think so? Yeah, you think the best way to do a pod is hammered? I think maybe ad reads. I think ad reads are good hammered.
I think podcasts are at their best when you're vulnerable. I think podcasts are the best when you forget that you're recording a podcast and it just feels like some guy is chopping it up. Well, that's my favorite podcast. I think podcasts have changed a lot personally. I think podcasts have turned into a little bit clickbait, a little bit clippy, a little bit like, you know, which is also fun. It's like for Instagram, I think it's the vehicle within which you take it. So like with Instagram, it's like I think I've got to be honest with you. there's not a podcast better than Theo Vaughn's.
For clips?
For clips.
His clips are so fucking good. The most like, engageable clips and then you go, oh, I need to watch the full thing. And that's like sort of what podcasting is now. It's like, let's create a clip. Some people watch it on Instagram and then be like, oh, I want to watch the full thing.
I've been on a podcast where you say something and they go like, oh, clip that. That's the one. It's like, then the show's done. That's a wrap after that. We got the clip. Get him out of here. Plug the movie. You wanted me to break your heart? Yes. I was on a podcast where it was just clips. There was no podcast existed? No podcast. Was it an OnlyFans girls podcast? No, no. Because they do that. They put a mic and then they put another mic on it. So it looks like you're talking into a mic and then it's like a little shit of DJI right there. Hold on. Let's slow our roll and not get into jerking off in OnlyFans. That's the only thing I want to talk about.
I know.
I know. I know.
We got to talk. We got to talk.
Grown-ups are first. This is grown-up stuff. I could definitely use a cocktail. I would like a, I might as well do a poor assistant soda. I'm good for now, yeah. How much time until you start drinking?
37 minutes.
All right, done, 37 minutes. Alexa, 37 minutes. 37 minutes. By the way. I want you to see my YouTube where it just goes like this and it's flat and then there's a spike. 37 minutes, yeah. 37 minutes, one that gets real. But no, but I did a podcast and it was just clips. They just came in to bring clips. So it was just buzzwords like, hey man, not this, but like, you hate trans people. And then that's their... Well, we got the clip for today, so we're good. Are we done? We're good. I think we're good. Yeah, I mean, that's all you need. Somebody came up to us in the airport like, dude, we love your podcast. I've only seen the clips, but I love your podcast.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What shocking secret did Bert reveal during the crawfish boil?
0:00–8:06
2
How do comedians feel about the current state of podcasting?
8:06–59:40
3
What is Bert's unique approach to cooking crawfish?
59:40
4
What unusual porn topics were discussed?
21:30–1:12:55
5
How do the hosts define their comedic styles?
1:12:55–1:14:44
6
What insights were shared about parenting and relationships?
1:14:44–1:39:33
Speakers
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