Norse Mythology β€” The Gods, Monsters, and Doom of the Vikings βš”οΈπŸΊ | Boring History for Sleep

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What does the host say about the Norse creation myth at the very beginning?

Jeremy Bamber 0:00
Hey there, legends. Somebody once told you the world started with a quiet little bang. Cute. Tonight we're tossing that version into the void because the Vikings had a louder idea. Fire on one side, ice on the other, and a whole lot of attitude in the middle. The most metal origin story ever invented, coming right up. And huge thanks to Jen Sivotson for suggesting Norse mythology, because we are in for a ridiculous time. We've got Odin. A one-eyed genius who treats his own suffering like a hobby, Loki, a walking disaster, thaw and a hammer with a hilariously short handle, and an end of the world so dramatic the gods see it coming and just go along with it. So smash that like button if this is your kind of madness, and drop a comment.
Jeremy Bamber 0:42
Where in the world are you watching from? And what time is it where you are? All right, dim the lights, get comfy. Ready? Let's roll. So let's start where everything starts, which in the Norse imagination is somehow both nowhere and the most uncomfortable place you can possibly picture. Before there were gods, before there was a single tree or a single grumpy giant, before anyone had thought to invent the concept of a roof, there was just a vast yawning gap in the middle of nothing. The old storytellers called it Ginungagap, which roughly translates to the gaping void, and that is exactly as cheerful as it sounds. Picture the emptiest waiting room in existence, except infinitely larger, with no chairs, no magazines, and absolutely no end in sight.
Jeremy Bamber 1:27
This was the original blank page of the universe, and unsurprisingly, nobody was around yet to appreciate the silence. But the void had neighbours, and that is where things get interesting. To the north sat a realm called Niffelheim, a land of fog, frost, and bone deep cold, the kind of place where you would lose feeling in your fingers just thinking about it. At its heart bubbled a spring that fed icy rivers, and as those rivers flowed out into the cold they froze solid, layer upon layer, building up vast walls and shelves of ancient ice that crept slowly toward the gap. To the south burned and Muspelheim, a realm of pure fire, heat, and roaring flame, so hot that nothing native to anywhere else could survive there, guarded by a fire giant who took his job extremely seriously, and who, the storytellers note ominously, was keeping a watch on a deadline of his own.
Jeremy Bamber 2:21
so on one side you had eternal frostbite, and on the other you had a furnace with opinions, and right between them sat the empty gap, doing its best to mind its own business. Naturally this arrangement did not last. Here is the thing about putting unstoppable fire next to unmelting ice with only a gap of nothing in between. Eventually the warm winds from the burning south drifted across the void and started licking at the frozen north and the ice, being ice, began to melt. The dripping water gathered in the middle of the gap, and as it pooled and stirred and mixed the energies of both extremes, something began to take shape inside it. Mm-hmm. Not a plant, not a stone, but a living being, born from the simple chemistry of heat meets cold and decides to make a person about it.
Jeremy Bamber 3:05
This was not exactly the elegant cosmic ballet you might expect from a creation story. The universe essentially began because someone left the thermostat broken. The being that formed from this primordial slush was a giant named Ymir, and he was, to put it gently, enormous. Emir was the very first living thing, the ancestor of an entire race of beings the Norse called the Jotna, or frost giants, and he set the tone for that whole family by being both gigantic and difficult to be around. He was not a god, he was not a hero, he was just a colossal creature who appeared in an empty universe and immediately needed something to do. What he chose to do was sleep. Which is honestly the most relatable decision anyone makes in this entire story.
Jeremy Bamber 3:50
And while Emir slept, his own body got to work without asking him. He sweated, as one does when one is a giant made of melted ice taking a nap in a void, and from the sweat under his left arm a male and a female giant grew, fully formed, which is not a thing that happens in any sweat I am familiar with.

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