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British Scandal

The Warring Queens | The Last Gasp | 3

13 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What challenges did Mary face upon arriving in England?

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Audible subscribers can listen to all episodes of British Scandal ad-free right now. Join Audible today by downloading the Audible app. Matt, the studio door seems to be locked.

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10.587 - 20.723 Matt Ford

Ah, yes, I should have said, there's a new procedure now. You have to give a password. You only get three guesses, so you've got to get it right in those three. I think you will. If you get it wrong, you're not allowed in, and you do get casted away to prison.

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21.226 - 26.473 Unknown

Sorry, what? I don't know. I didn't receive any passwords. Why would I get put in prison? This is just ridiculous.

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26.794 - 33.203 Matt Ford

It's just management brought it in. It's all right. You'll get it. Look, it's something to do with the show. Just think about the things we joke about.

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33.403 - 37.088 Unknown

Okay, okay, okay. Ham sandwiches.

38.13 - 38.37 Matt Ford

No.

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It's literally the only in-joke we do. Oh, oh, Tonkin.

43.858 - 44.118 Matt Ford

No.

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So wait, is it like one of the characters we always do? It might be. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Is it a Cockney paper boy? No. Matt, what?

Chapter 2: How did Mary's imprisonment affect her plans for the throne?

216.335 - 243.557 Matt Ford

Mary risks a glance at the guard. She's certain she sees doubt in his eyes. Suspicion. For the first time, she wonders if her secretary is right to be worried. She lowers her eyes and threads the needle through. She counts three stitches. Four. Don't be long. Mary exhales, then nods to her secretary. He takes the embroidery from the frame and lays it out flat on the desk.

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244.043 - 266.738 Matt Ford

Mary pulls the note from the drawer and slips it within the lining. Checking it's secure, she drives her needle through the fabric, ensuring every stitch is small, tight. Her swollen joints burn with every push, but Mary grits her teeth, keeps going. Minutes later, Mary hands the cloth to her secretary along with a bundle of letters.

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267.68 - 295.504 Matt Ford

She watches him take them with both hands as if they might detonate. I will pray for you, your majesty. His voice cracks on the last word. Mary studies him, then places her hand on his. And I for you. Mary watches the door close behind him, then crosses to the window. Her breath fogs the cold glass as she sees him cross the yard and hand the bundle to a waiting delivery boy.

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The boy mounts his horse when... Wait! Wait!

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300.254 - 330.177 Matt Ford

Mary grips the windowsill as her eyes move to a guard approaching them She watches him take the bundle as her secretary stands very still Mary feels her shoulders relax as the guard takes the letters and rips them open She hoped they would provide such a diversion But then she sees him study the embroidered cloth hold it up to the light There's a long pause before he turns and looks directly up at the window at Mary

331.895 - 355.168 Matt Ford

She can't move, can't breathe. Her knuckles whiten as her nails dig against the stone sill. Time seems to slow. Because stitched into the silk is Elizabeth's death warrant. And should the thread be pulled, it won't be her cousin's head that will find the block. It will be Mary's own.

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Alison Matt here from British Scandal. Matt, some news for you. British Scandal is going to Broadway! What?! Sorry, not literally. I just mean we're taking it to the stage.

372.441 - 381.173 Matt Ford

Is this your festival, Crossed Wires, where all the UK's biggest podcasts do live shows across iconic venues in Sheffield between the 2nd and 5th of July? That was a beautiful read.

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Matt and I cordially invite you to our British Scandal live show on Sunday, July 5th.

Chapter 3: What secret strategies did Mary employ to communicate?

625.061 - 655.831 Matt Ford

So the plan is working. I'm safe. She allows the governor to help her to her feet and guide her up to the shingle, where she's lifted onto a horse. A guard settles in behind her, his arms either side of her weak body, holding the reins. Mary fights to stay awake as her horse canters along the coastal path. But her eyelids grow heavy. She slips in and out of consciousness as visions fill her mind.

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Being led into the Hampton Court receiving room, Elizabeth rising to meet her. Mary wakes with a jolt. She sits up straight in the saddle as she takes in the thick walls that rise on every side. The gatehouse, the cobbled yard.

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676.103 - 676.764 Alice Levine

Where are we?

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677.725 - 689.621 Matt Ford

Carlisle Castle, your majesty. Mary's head snaps back as she hears the heavy gates closing behind her. She stares at the battlements, the guards.

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691.102 - 701.229 Alice Levine

I don't understand. My cousin, she... We are yet to receive word regarding Her Majesty's wishes.

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Something cold settles in Mary's chest.

704.993 - 713.182 Alice Levine

She would not wish for me to be treated like some prisoner. I came here for her protection. I need to see my son.

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She sees the governor's face cloud.

717.527 - 720.17 Alice Levine

I'm afraid the rebels claimed your crown in your absence.

Chapter 4: What was the significance of Elizabeth's decision regarding Mary?

1951.274 - 1954.197 Matt Ford

£4,000? A year?

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Do not have your head turned, son. But actually, you know what I'm going to ask? What is it in today's money, Matt?

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1961.734 - 1965.018 Matt Ford

In today's money, Alice, that is £1.5 million a year.

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1965.318 - 1971.966 Unknown

Okay, do consider that. Because loads of people don't get on with their mums or see them and they're not getting anything. And you've never seen her anyway, so you don't even know if you get on.

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1973.107 - 1977.292 Matt Ford

Worth considering, worth considering. Would you betray your mother for £1.5 million a year?

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I won't even let you finish. Where do I sign?

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Cecil knows the boy could buy a fleet of ships, the finest properties in Scotland, But to his shock, James pushes the papers away. I cannot and will not be bought. You misunderstand, Your Majesty. This is not a bribe, merely a payment befitting your future status. If you read further... Cecil nods back at the document. Her Majesty wishes to name you formally as her successor.

2013.725 - 2029.287 Matt Ford

Cecil watches James stare at the words disbelieving. He suppresses a smile as James slowly looks up. England? Scotland and England, united under one Protestant crown. Yours, in time.

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wow, this is a huge offer. They are literally throwing everything at it. Two nations, load of money. Don't worry about it.

Chapter 5: How did Mary respond to the betrayal she faced?

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Executive producers for Audible were Theodora Leloudis and Estelle Doyle.

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