A Sea of Soul Patches
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What started the episode and why are we talking about soul patches?
Hi, guys. What? Sorry. Hi.
Hello.
Are you saying hello, Dolly?
Hello. I don't know. Hello, Dolly. You would really, really like it.
Who is it? It's a musical. I'll look into it. It's it's not my favorite. I don't prefer it.
Oh, well, then I'll email them. They don't ever show your face in this town again.
You do know. Hello, Dolly. Well, hello. You know that one? I guess I would you. No.
I do know three things for certain.
Yeah. Edward Cullen is a vampire. What?
Yeah, well, one, Edward Cullen is a vampire. And we know what he is.
Yeah.
To say it out loud. Two. Two. I missed my soul patch when I shaved. And there's only three hairs.
What's a soul patch? Oh, that little thing?
It's that thing of when you grow hair in between your chin and your lower lip.
I don't prefer a soul patch.
Right now, we're going to have to push through soul patch in tow because it's far too late for our boy soul. Why is it called a soul patch?
She's a 10, but she has a soul patch.
She's a 10, but she has a soul patch. can you look past it? I'm asking you. And this is a question for both of us. The name soul patch for the tuft of hair below the lower lip is thought to have originated during the soul music era.
Is he, can you look up hot guy with soul patch just so I can see if like he, if it's okay. Probably like NSYNC. Oh, I've, it's fine. Look at Zach. I'm completely, it's completely fine with me. But how about you?
Okay. Well, if you were to remove, he does have a soul patch, but he also has the chin hair and the lip hair.
Right, so maybe just hot guy soul patch only.
Soul patch only.
I don't think that there is a hot guy with just a soul patch.
What about that guy with the glasses right there?
That? Is that Billy Bob T?
I don't find him attractive without the soul patch, so it's hard to say.
Many do.
I mean, this is one that I don't know the answer to. Obviously, like, if they're perfect in every way, it's fine to have a soul patch. But... Look, there's Zach again.
Oh, so he had this. That wasn't Photoshop. Photoshop. Okay.
I want to see if someone could Photoshop Zach with just this patch.
And I think that first picture we looked at is probably the best Best option of the few.
I like it with the rest. I like him.
I mean, that's someone who could have started in Pirates of the Caribbean at some point. Yeah.
I've literally always liked Zach. Like, there's... What can I say about it? Truly.
Keeps it... Yeah, everything's coming up Zach.
Yeah.
Everything's coming up.
Everything's coming up Efron.
So...
How are you?
The same way I was planning already on bringing up or bringing back sun visors for men.
Sorry. Bless you.
Allergies much? Are you good?
Yes.
Do you have allergies? Yes. Me? GD too. And I'm getting Fs from every angle. I'm getting absolutely pounded right now.
Jonathan also has terrible asthma from allergies. So we have...
Have you really?
Yes. That was there three times last week and once this week. Thank you.
Do you get him like an inhaler?
We're starting with eliminating all possible triggers around the home. And then if it continues, which it has, we will go back for an inhaler. Which he will not. I don't know how I'll do that with him.
He's very... I was going to say, how do you give a cat an inhaler? Don't know, but like... The same way you give a mouse a cookie, I assume.
We're falling apart. The Avericks. The Averick household.
Well, bless your heart, mama.
Thanks. But in summary, yeah, we all have allergies.
I think we all have allergies. Yeah. I, like, make the mistake, I go outside and I'm like, oh, I have a small itch in my eye. I forget every single time I go outside that, yes, your eyes are going to get itchy. Do not touch them.
Yeah.
Like, and I can't remember that. And then I touch my eye and then I swell shut.
Well, would you consider taking an allergy pill?
Yeah, I really need to go get my prescription again. I'm going to the doctor today.
Very good.
My back has absolutely turned its back on me.
Has it ever turned its front on you?
No. And it's gone now because remember it was the right side this whole time. I don't know if I've ever said that.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What started the episode and why are we talking about soul patches?
0:00–14:03
2
How did Connor describe his back spasm and what remedies did they try?
14:03–25:07
3
How does Brooke handle Hinge — why is one match driving her psychosis?
25:07–58:21
4
What TV, snack, and household updates do Brooke and Connor share about home life?
58:21–1:05:09