All Cobbs Are Bussin’
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Is it weird that my sunglasses are on my head?
No, you look like you've got places to go.
This is like my first real pair of sunglasses, by the way.
What are they?
Ray-Bans. I don't know if you've heard of it.
It's like a little boutique. It'd be so nice to start off with a classic, like a Ray-Ban.
Yeah, because I don't really wear them, sunglasses, but I thought maybe if I get a nice pair, I'll wear them.
I really like supporting small creators.
I do, too.
It's one of my favorite things. And Mr. Ban, well done on your frames, bro.
Hey, sometimes just like the classics are the way to go.
Are we recording a podcast right now? Does it appear that way?
It does.
Like right now it's going and we're recording a podcast?
Yep.
And this is the one that everyone's been talking about, right? Mm-hmm. Brooke and Connor makeup. Brooke and... How are you, Brooke?
I'm good, champion. How are you?
I'm okay. I'm good. I had probably like the worst breakfast I've ever had in my life today. And so it's sitting very strangely.
Would you have?
Well, I went over to this cafe that's near my house and it's a lovely... Classic? Yes. It's a lovely spot. It looks like just it's... I send you a Snapchat every time I go because it's just like this Hallmark vibe.
And everyone in there... You've never sent me a Snapchat of that.
Oh, but I have.
Is it the one that I've been to that's right across from you?
No. Okay. It's like so hard for me not to ST this place. Talk. But, um, it is like essentially very crappy.
Okay.
Um, but it, it has everything you would need. Eggs, bacon, grits, sausage. Everybody says sausage, keep it going. And so I go and I, this morning I keep giving it a shot. It's, it's a great place to go have coffee.
Yeah.
And like the most Seinfeld way possible. Go sit, have a, you can order coffee after coffee after coffee. They will not kick you out.
That's so nice. Do they have outlets?
It's great. They have outlets.
So, I mean, the place sounds like a winner.
Yeah. It's a winner. The thing is that's really funny is, like, everyone else that's in there is 80, 90 years old. And I think it might be, like, a one-stop shop for, like, a retirement home because they come in and all of the staff knows these, like... Oh, this sounds like a great place. It's great for me. That's, like, what I want to surround myself with.
What happened during Brooke’s disastrous breakfast and why did it ruin her morning?
But what was your breakfast that was so horrible?
Well, so... I ordered two eggs on a focaccia.
That's the problem.
Yeah. So right then is when I should have said, hold up. You've never ordered this.
Is this like more of a diner vibe?
Yes.
Yes. You gotta get rye, baby.
Brooke.
Or sourdough.
I'll tell you something at 9 a.m. what you don't want to have is eggs over easy on focaccia yeah that's dense and let me tell you what made it worse i skipped right over the i skipped right over the fact that it's the eggs are sitting atop a bed of arugula which like doesn't really mix well with like my vibe my hot black coffee my freshly squeezed oj which was drop again by the way i saw them pour it and then these two runny ass eggs that are over arugula and get this under the arugula a bunch of shredded turkey breasts like and one thing i don't want is like the mother and the daughter on oh yeah akasha you know i've been open about that eggs don't belong on on their mother you know can i ask you about a cop salad
Oh, I'm so glad you brought up the cob. Because I'd never considered that because in my world, in the world I live in, a hard-boiled egg is almost not even related to an egg over easy or scrambled. Those are like distant, distant cousins.
Interesting. So confirming that you think it's okay to happen inside of a cob? I do. I do too.
I think the cob might operate in its own sort of realm.
Cob has its own rules.
Well, now we've entered the cob zone.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay, sorry. I took you in another direction. Continue.
ACAB. All cobs are bussing.
Okay. And I'll start there.
No, I do think like a... So stupid.
I loved it.
What's crazy is I was like, I'm going to say this.
I know. I watched that happen.
Yeah, so... I do fuck heavily with a hard-boiled egg, which is like a newer thing for me.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:07–2:56
2
What happened during Brooke’s disastrous breakfast and why did it ruin her morning?
2:56–22:38
3
How did the hosts explain the origin and meaning of ‘turning over a new leaf’?
22:38–41:48
4
What writing process does Brooke describe for starting a book from scratch?
41:48–58:37
5
Why are people reposting 2016-style Tumblr photos and how did the hosts react?
58:37–1:02:09