Break My HIPAA Not My Heart
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How do Brooke and Connor introduce the episode and set the tone?
Are you ready for me to perform for you?
Yeah.
Okay. Hey, Brooke.
Hey, Connor. Oh!
Where do we even go from here? Where do we start, you know?
Hey guys, thank you for coming back to Brooke and Connor Makeup Podcast. I'm coming to you from the great state of Idaho. Today, my parents are, they're so close to me. They're near and dear to my heart. They are so close that every time when we were recording the ads right before the episode, every time I'd say, hey guys, we're going to take a quick break. They'd be like, oh, are we doing something? So I need them to leave the house. They're on their way out. They kept responding to everything that we were saying.
Send them my love as they go. Hate to watch him go. Love to watch him leave.
You can use code BNC. We can? Where? You guys need to go play pickleball.
Where can we use the code? Play pickleball in Idaho?
Oh, Lord, yeah. Wow. It's one of the better places to do pickleball because of the altitude.
I've never been. I don't have a grasp on the states I haven't been to. It's like object permanence vibes for an older woman like myself.
Yeah, you're getting up there too.
Don't remind me.
You're going to be at your deathbed and be like, I never went to North Dakota.
I know. I had a consultation with a new therapist yesterday.
Yeah.
Really loved her. Really looking forward to starting our journey together. Yeah. and but she did say I was like talking to her about certain things like on our six minute consultation call I just got kind of dove right into it and I was like you know and I just turned 29 blah blah blah and she's like yeah it can be so hard to age as like a woman and I was like ooh it's like hard to hear that from someone else you know yeah don't say that like I know I'm aging but don't like it's hard to hear that from a certified professional that's not an appropriate response from her yeah and it's a woman Yes, of course.
Of course. Maybe try men. Maybe try men.
Do you like 100 percent honestly see me with a male therapist?
No, because I know that you would you would have the concept of your second novella and it would be, oops, I fell in love with my caretaker.
That was the premise of the fan fiction I wrote about Dr. Spencer Reed from Criminal Minds.
Yeah.
The premise was basically this girl had a troubled past and then she went to therapy and then her therapist was Dr. Spencer Reed. And then they their attraction to each other was too strong. So he had to dismiss her as a client. Five years later, they're working a case together.
Mom, I mom, you can't you can't yell right now.
We can't hear her.
Oh, I mean, I can't like I couldn't hear you and I wanted to hear. Yeah, I was thinking, let me think of one. Let me think of one. Let me think of one.
Of one what?
I'm thinking of another title. I'm thinking of another title. I'm cooking it up.
A title for a novella?
Yeah. Break my hip and not my heart.
Did you just think of that?
Oh, I'm on it today. Yeah.
Pulling at my hippo strings.
Oh.
We should collab.
No, we really should.
Did I ever tell you about the game I used to play with my... The fan fiction game I used to play with my friends?
No.
I think I have, but I'll tell you again.
That's something we do a lot. I could always use a refresher. Listen, if you've talked about it and I don't remember...
No, you would think other people might not, but they do. They're like, this is the 16th time we're hearing about this. Sorry, it's the first time for us.
Sorry we talked about Big Tooth twice. It's a good idea.
I think I've explained this a few times, but we would all come up with names of people we all mutually knew. So it was just a lot of people from school. And then we would put them in like a hat or a bowl or whatever, mix them up and then pick out like two names. And then we'd have to write a fan fiction about the two people that we drew. So it was usually like like a like weird ass teacher and like your crush or something. It was very fun.
Like MASH.
Not I mean, like that's just what fan fiction is. Yeah. Like.
I mean, that's, it's MASH. You marry. It's like, it's, that's like.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
How do Brooke and Connor introduce the episode and set the tone?
0:00–5:03
2
What happened during Connor's therapist consultation and fanfic storytelling?
5:03–34:31
3
Why is Brooke having recurring turtle dreams and what really happened with Max?
34:31–57:26
4
How did the hosts discover executive dysfunction coaching as an alternative to therapy?
57:26–1:03:28