Crotchless and Crack Out
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How did Brooke and Connor react to recording on Connor's birthday and arriving in NYC?
Hi, guys. Really quickly before we start the episode, I had actually, or we, me and Connor, had recorded the whole episode without me realizing that the episode is actually going to come out on the big day, on Connor's birthday. So I wanted to take this time to say happy, happy, happy, happy birthday to a good, good best friend of mine and the most amazing co-host, Connor W. What a light in my life you are. Love, light, an amazing person. a massively amazing person. Happy birthday, my love bucket. And we are going to celebrate big in a few weeks when he is in the studio in person. But for now, I just wanted to say happy freaking birthday. What a man you've become.
Let's take it from the top.
Hey, guys. Welcome back to Brooke and Connor Makeup Podcast.
I'm Brooke.
I'm Connor. We are in my house.
We are in NYC.
If you're going to make it in the big city, you need to learn how to shake it. And that's just what we've been doing here.
Well said. Speaking of shaking it, I want to flag to the visual watchers that I am wearing a standing up shirt today by accident, which means that I am not supposed to be sitting down in this shirt because it is a size too small. And I am anyway, and that it just is what it is. And it's just something I'm flagging. Thank you. It's from TikTok shop. Of course, it's where I get all my clothings. And so the sizes are not, you don't know what you're going to get. And so this one is a few sizes too small. So I'm also feeling like whoa today in a way.
Me too.
It's like I've been off of my routine for like five days. I've been flew into Philly last Friday.
Yeah.
Picture that. Picture a girl flying into Philly last Friday if you can.
Paint me a picture.
From LAX. Just try and picture it.
Yeah, I got it.
Then that Saturday, bam, my brother gets engaged.
Boom.
And I had forgotten when we had spoken about how unhappy we were with everyone getting engaged last week. I wasn't putting the pieces together that my brother was getting engaged in a few days. So I wasn't talking about him, by the way. Couldn't be happier.
Right. That would knock me straight onto my ass.
To my brother and new sister. No. Genuinely, I thought it was going to be like, whoa, my younger sibling is getting engaged. Like, I'm going to buy a shovel and bury myself. But I truly... Happiness. You can see it in my eyes. I'm being dead serious. And then... Try and picture me and my brother's engagement on Saturday. Okay. Sunday we go to the VMAs.
Yeah.
Try and picture a girl like me on the red carpet for one second.
I can't begin to explain... What a feature film that was to watch. The two of us and the company we kept on the red carpet. I have to explain something to everybody. I don't even know where to begin with Sunday.
I have two words. Humiliation ritual.
Nailed it completely. Nailed it completely. Personally, we were both completely just zonked out of our mind.
What do you mean?
Just like we weren't even upset. We were just like dazed and confused. Were you not? Brooke hits me and we were in as so cool as it is.
No I do want to say like so cool.
So cool. Should not like I don't even we shouldn't we didn't deserve to be.
Shouldn't have been there. So cool. Shouldn't have been there.
So cool. Grateful. Bloated. Shouldn't have been there. Shouldn't have been there. thankful grateful comes out it starts at thankful thankful on the way shouldn't have been bloated as well yeah sick um i do want to say the moments leading up i was just like i don't want to do this i don't want to do this like and then brook hit brook hits me And she goes, I go, what? She hit me in that little fat part of the bottom of my stomach. And I go, what in the world? If you touch me there, it brings me, I could be so calm. I could be in a red light therapy bucket. I could be submerged in red light. If you hit me there, I go so angry so fast.
I didn't know I made you angry.
You hit me right there and I said, what? And there's someone just breathing down the back of Brooke's shirt. Just so close to her. It was like they were Velcroed to her back. What is that woman doing?
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