Everything Is Stupid Except Punch and Porch Goose
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When and where are BNC’s announced tour dates and mini California shows?
Hey guys, guess what?
We're going on tour. We're going on a mini tour.
Three shows.
Three shows. Three separate days.
Three places in California. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, okay. Well, I have the dates here. On April 3rd, we'll be in San Diego at the Balboa Theater. On April 8th, we'll be in Irvine at the Irvine Improv. And on the 11th of April, we'll be in Sacramento at Channel 24. And we look forward to seeing you there.
I kind of have to go to the bathroom, but it's like, I don't know if it's worth it.
Because it's all the way over there?
It's all the way over there. It's not like at 100%, you know?
Well, if you need to take a break, I have so many topics on my notes today.
I bet. You've had a busy few weeks.
No, like these are like things that are happening in our world.
Oh, okay. Those?
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Well, should I? I'm going to stay here. And if I need to go to the bathroom later, I need to go to the bathroom later. It's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
Hey, man. Oh, Izzy, I did not say I had to poop. I did not say that. What is she bringing over to you? That is something you took away. What? She said everyone poops. But I hadn't said anything about poop. So it's actually Izzy. Izzy got poop on the brain today. Are we recording?
Oh, yeah. Let's make sure that that wasn't included in the beginning of our episode.
No, I liked that. Oh. I do just have to start off by saying something happened on the way here that rocked me.
Oh, hit me with that baseline and trouble.
I saw one of my exes as I was driving here.
You know, I was going to I was going to ask you that because I'm not I don't feel like I know what and I racked my brain on what soup X could mean.
I've actually only spoken about it in the bonus.
But I'm not here.
No, you were completely here. I spoke about it multiple times to you. We engaged in a conversation about it. The guy who brought me soup when I was feeling under the weather.
Yes.
I saw him walking down the street. We had had a really strong connection over text. And I was like, I had a really big crush. And then I will say it fizzled pretty immediately during meeting and after meeting as well. But I really want to go back to the way we were before we met. And I'm thinking I could text him two things right now. I also want to flag that it also could have been the fact that I was handing him the bowl of soup and my entire hand slipped into it as I was handing it to him. And I should have just handed him the one that my, because there were two bowls of soup. One had had my entire fist in it and one hadn't. And I gave him the one that my hand had slipped into and said, sorry.
I think that's completely fine.
And I think that could have been the end. I don't know. I don't know what the end was. I think... I understood why it was an end, but I want to know why he thought it was an end. But anyway, I think I can text him two things. Okay. One, I saw you walking down the street. Two, what happened to us?
Okay. Um... Right. I think maybe... What about a hybrid between the two?
I saw you walking down the street. What happened to us?
No. Hey, what was he wearing today?
Like Kim Possible vibes.
Like black shirt up top and some khakis?
I think so.
Okay. I'd say... How come you didn't wear those khakis over to my house? Maybe we need to maybe need to wear those khakis over to my house sometime.
Nice. I want to go back to the way we were before we met.
Oh, well, then say, how come? How can we wear those khakis over to my house when we hung out? And then that doesn't.
I don't want to draw attention to the fact that we ever met. I want to go back to the way we were.
Then say nice, nice khakis.
I can't guarantee that he was wearing khakis.
Can't guarantee it. Nice strut.
I'm going to text him that I saw him.
Maybe you say, this is crazy. You had some pep in your step. Did you get laid?
Yes. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. That's the one. I saw you walking down Sunset. You looked chipper.
It's just hard when like You have a history like ours. I don't want to open – I don't want to reopen any old wounds.
Yeah. For anyone.
I do want to know what happened on his end and if it had anything to do with my hand in the soup.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
When and where are BNC’s announced tour dates and mini California shows?
0:07–5:34
2
How did an awkward soup handoff lead to a breakup reflection?
5:34–27:50
3
What advice do they give for choosing memorable 'three fun facts' on a date?
27:50–39:03
4
What is 'double jointed' and how do personal dislocation stories explain it?
39:03–54:12
5
Why are Brooke and Connor obsessed with the new JFK Jr. show and casting choices?
54:12–1:03:38