Grouchland, USA Population 1.5
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Why are Brooke and Connor 'feeling grumpy' at the start of the episode?
Oh my God, you're always trying to zip me up, aren't you?
Tristan, if I don't, who would?
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Yeah.
Yeah. You're exuding good.
Yeah, I am. Sorry.
No. Stop. Do not copy me. You have to quit that right now. Do not copy me. Don't even do this. I told you right before we started. I have gotten on to you so many times about this. I said- Let a woman talk. For once. For once.
What if I just didn't talk the whole episode?
I mean, we would make do because if that is your journey, who am I to put up?
There was one episode recently. I looked at the clock and it was 46 minutes and I hadn't said anything.
There's no way.
I swear to God.
I don't have that much to say.
You do, believe it or not.
I do.
Which I'm thankful for. But I was trying to tell Connor.
Put a cork in it, mister.
There's no way.
I was trying to tell Connor what?
before the episode and you said you don't care about anything unless the podcast, the mics are rolling.
Yeah, because I feel a little bit under the weather.
Connor said, I tried to open my mouth earlier. He said, I do not want to hear anything you have to say until the mic is on. Let's just save it for the day. I like instead of trying to fight it, I'm just going to embrace it. Like I'm in a worse mood.
Don't take your loafers off.
I'm taking my loafers off. I need to make myself more comfortable. I have a crick in my neck that I've had for over a week since my flight over a week ago. I feel like I've been getting sick for a week. I'm so grumpy for no reason. Just everything's pissing me off. And it's hit its peak today.
We're peaking?
I'm completely peaking. It's been a steady rise ever since last Tuesday. And on my way out of my driveway, the, my mirror smashed into my window as it does every day. But today I literally, I slammed on the brakes. I said, no way. And then I just shut down.
Not to like pounce on you. I really truly don't feel, are you, I feel like your mic needs to be closer.
I wouldn't give me any sort of constructive feedback.
Today out of all days, I don't want to tell you, but it's pretty far away.
If I were you, I would lay off the horn, but I appreciate it.
So is the mirror gone?
No, I mean, I do it every day. But today of all days, it was just like, this is one step too far.
It's going to be one of those days where your phone falls in between your seat and your center console.
Yep.
it's like the smallest things. It's like, why is this happening to me? Hit my head on the cabinet. Why? Like how, why do bad things happen to good people?
It will pay off in the long run. I think this is like paying rent. Like every now and then six horrible things happen to you and you go, I have to kill myself in 10 minutes. But then something really good happens or something average that feels good because you hit your head on the cabinet.
But it's worse when there's like no circumstance. Like I have nothing to blame this on besides like whatever's going on in my body that's making me feel this way.
um like oscar the grouch but worse did oscar have a past and that's why he was living in the trash can or what's going on i think i think so have you ever seen ummo and grouch land yeah it's the best movie ever it's really good it's really special that's my letterboxd five how does no one three how do you not like i feel like that's a question i could ask you and know that you would know the answer oscar's past what i don't what circumstances led him to the can
Oscar is grouchy because he's a grouch.
Okay.
Oh.
Thank you so much for that.
A species of monster that finds happiness in things others find miserable, like trash and bad weather.
Oh, so he's happy.
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