Holy Freakin’ Airball
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How did Connor describe his 3‑day hangover and tour wrap‑up?
hey bro hi connor how are you good how are you good and how is everybody else doing here welcome back to burke and connor makeup podcast for one i think everyone in this space is doing well is he you good i'm all good yeah so i finished tour over the weekend i did my last show of my tour we celebrated thank you um we did celebrate like sit back relax and kick your feet up for once I go to D.C. to finish off Jake's tour. I have D.C., Boston, New York City, and Atlantic City over the weekend. And then I am done.
That's all over one weekend?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then I will be done. And then I'm done. I'm dusted for the summer.
Wow. Which is just fabulous.
I get the full month of July to reprioritize, finish moving in. Obviously, seven months into my leave, I'm moving in. I'm getting situated. I'm going to learn things about myself and my body. I'm going to meet my neighbors. I'm going to build a community. I'm going to do all of that within a month.
I'm so excited for you.
Thank you. That being said, we celebrated in a big way on Saturday in Charlotte, North Carolina. Well, I drank... just like in a celebratory way, drank so much. I am on day three of a hangover. Like, I just want to tell you, like the time has come. The time is now that this is, now I'm going to have to, I think something happened in my body recently where it's like, Oh, this is going to be like you. I have to start planning in advance.
Like, cause I, I shouldn't be like taking the days off.
Yeah. Like I, I still, I, I, I shouldn't be not 100% on Tuesday.
Yeah.
can I ask like if this is day three, what was day one of the hangover?
Like at the airport.
Yeah.
And I was like, really like, I don't care if this plane goes down.
Yeah.
Like that would actually be the better of the, of the options that I have right now.
Was like, what were your symptoms? Like,
Just like complete disarray, confusion. My biggest thing.
Disorientation, that's the worst.
Disorientation. But like my biggest thing is like, I need, I'm now going over every word I said to everyone last night. And obviously like, I don't know a ton of people in Charlotte. I'm just hanging out with strange. So it's not like I can debrief with these people that I will never see again. Like, you know what I mean?
What is on your arm?
Oh, now that's, now I'm glad you asked about that.
So at my fourth show, we did four shows in Charlotte. I did this thing. I was so excited. I'm like, we're done. Let's jump.
Yeah, we're done. Let's jump.
That's what I'm always saying. We're done. Let's jump. They used to write songs about jumping in a celebratory way. And jump, you know?
That is one of the best glee numbers that no one talks about.
Oh, and I'm glad that like everything is connected and we're able to find that segue.
Yes, I agree.
So I run out. Maggie brings me out. It's the last show of four days. I run full speed from behind the stage. This is dead sober. And I jump in a Benson Boone way kind of way. And I run. I hit the sign of the comedy club full blown with my arm.
What do you like? That looks like it needed like pretty intense stitches.
I thought that I was going to need stitches. I had a long sleeve shirt on. I pulled it down over my arm. I could feel the blood, but I was like, this is one of those things. Like when I fell at the show in San Francisco, I was coming out. I fell. I thought everyone had seen it. So I did like three full minutes of jokes about falling and no one had seen it. So I was like, I'm not going to talk about my arm bleeding out. I was losing so much blood.
Could you not? Was your long sleeve shirt? That is like making me nosh just like the slit right now. So was there not blood pooling onto your shirt?
It's a fabulous shirt. I'm going to give them a shout out. It's from Huckberry. It absorbed all the blood from within and didn't seep through. They should look into making like pads.
That is a slice, Connor.
You know what? I know. And the thing is I would have it covered up, but I got, it's got to breathe a little bit. I've had it in, I've had it in bandages overnight cause I don't want it to like bleed onto my bed if it decides to.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
How did Connor describe his 3‑day hangover and tour wrap‑up?
0:00–5:44
2
What happened when Connor injured his arm onstage in Charlotte?
5:44–19:43
3
How has COVID changed our perception of time and life milestones?
19:43–23:52
4
Why is Quicksilver (and the phrase 'holy freaking airball') Brooke’s new obsession?
23:52–38:07
5
What prompted the hosts to debate washing fruit and germs everywhere?
38:07–1:00:29