It Aint Gon Work Champ
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Are we recording? Oh. Are we recording? Girl, quit playing.
Are we? Yeah, I like that.
Are we recording?
Girl, quit playing.
We're co-hosts.
What are you saying? Very pretty.
Wow.
Okay. Yeah. We're in the stew.
So that should lube us up. That should lube us up nice and smooth.
That should make us feel really great. Nice and smooth. Welcome back to Brooke and Connor Makeup Podcast. You might notice if you're watching visually, yeah, we're sitting next to each other.
In NYC, concrete jungles where dreams are made of.
Yeah.
There's nothing you can't do. I've had 18 songs stuck in my head at the same time already today. I mean, ever since I got here, nonstop. What would you do for a Klondike bar? My humps.
You're going kind of a Napster mode. Yeah. What are those things at the bars that people you put money into?
A jukebox.
Not a jukebox. The new ones with like touch screen.
A modern day jukebox. Touch screen juke.
Touch tunes.
Touch tunes.
You're going touch tunes. Yeah. Just playing whatever.
I'm on shuffle.
Whatever God puts in you, you're not.
My brain is on shuffle.
So frankly, and to be fair and transparent and for the sake of transparency and for transparency's sake as well,
We're doing that again, huh?
Yes!
Why are Brooke and Connor recording together in NYC and what’s the setup like?
I'm taking three weeks off. I haven't done a podcast in three weeks.
I have done not a podcast.
I have done not a podcast in three weeks.
Yeah, I haven't seen you.
I haven't seen you. I've been on the road. You've been holding down the fortress. Um... And I'm so I'm not feeling like I am excited. I just I told you when you came in. So this does look like Martha Stewart's apartment, but it is my apartment. It's really cute. And we did a little studio set up.
Yeah, I love it.
This is not permanent, but it's nice. It's bright. We've got some natural light. I'm killing the rhymes today. Like you're touch tunes and I'm Eminem.
Yeah. We could do some more originals, some original tunes similar to, what was the, what did we open with? It was Justin Bieber. Are we, are we a podcast?
Yeah.
We could do more of that as we go. If we feel compelled.
We recording, but girl quit playing. We're co-hosts. What are you saying?
Yeah. I like that.
That is gas. We're goaded. Okay.
Yeah.
I once wrote a song to the tune of Justin Bieber's love yourself about a relationship that my roommate had struck up. She one day went on Tinder and set like as a joke. And I don't know why we were like, this is so funny. set her age to like 50 plus and was like talking to like old men, like 60s, 70s, like as a joke. And then it like slowly wasn't like became to the point where it was like, this is no longer funny at all. This is your boyfriend. The young man's name was Gene. And I was like, okay, so what's happening with you and Gene is like no longer funny. And I did end up writing a really incredible piece about her and Jean of all things that Jean had said to her to the tune of love yourself. And maybe I'll share it one day.
It was an awesome song. And that is the moment that I was like, I think I'm a creative.
Wow.
Yeah.
God works in such mysterious ways. Sometimes involves, maybe sometimes God uses Jean as his vessel.
Yeah. Oh, she almost did meet up with Jean.
Oh, it was just a digital experience.
No, no, she did. Like, I mean, like she almost did as in like, she did meet up with Jean.
Was Jean, Jean be fucking?
No, it was just like a coffee day on the BU in the BU Starbucks where I was sitting on the other end of the cafe. And Jean did have a pager, a pager attached to his, his Jean piece.
Yeah.
Gene in his jeans with his pager.
Yeah.
We're like, we're, we're proper. This is proper crack right now. If you're from Ireland. I thought it was great, but it might be.
Well, I just know from Niall from One Direction always.
No, it's great.
Yeah.
What I didn't like. So when I was in Ireland, right above my toilet, cause I stayed at a Moxie hotel, which like.
I freaking love the Moxie. Is it the same Moxie that's here? Yeah.
Yeah, it's the chain, the Moxie hotels. For some reason, they sexualize everything. So, like, I go to the elevator, and I'm about to get on the elevator, and they're like, you want to take a ride?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:44
2
Why are Brooke and Connor recording together in NYC and what’s the setup like?
1:44–10:33
3
What bizarre Moxy hotel experiences did Brooke describe from Ireland?
10:33–23:12
4
How did Brooke’s Penguin visit and book progress impact her plans?
23:12–43:57
5
What happened on Connor’s seaplane trip and why did it trigger obituary thoughts?
43:57–56:50
6
How did Brooke’s Vancouver hotel intruder scare unfold and what was the outcome?
56:50–1:02:24