Men Can Have Bangs
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What decisions do Brooke and Connor make about men wearing bangs?
Are we recording the episode? No, no, no. I have something that I thought about this morning. I was getting up. I was cleaning the oatmeal off my pants because I'd spilled a lot in my lap. Isn't it funny when you stand up, your lap disappears?
Your bangs are out today.
Oh. What do they look like? I refuse to record with my entire team in front of me saying with their chest they look fine. No, I think, you know I... And then to see in clips posted to the entire internet that they did not in fact look fine at all.
You know I think you should brush your bangs back. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's perfect.
I had my hair down in the car today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. My hair up.
Let me just double check.
No, that looks great.
No, you just put them back down.
No, I just put, I put a little wispies down. You don't like the wispies?
No, it's not. There's a, there's a thicker.
This part?
Yeah. Put that back. No, like you did before. Yeah.
I just feel like it gives it too much volume when I zoosh it like that.
No, you need your hair back off of your face so we can see your beautiful face.
Oh, my God. Okay. Sorry.
Thank you.
No, no, no. It's good. It's just, like, it's weird that I'll never be able to explore a world with bangs because, like, unanimously, like, no one thinks they look good.
You've tried. You've tried. It's just weird that, like, I was. Hey, listen, man. Not everyone is.
I know. But it's just weird that like I see my face every single day. Like I sit in the mirror. I know my face. I know the way it's shaved. And I go, yeah, I like this. Like this is fun. And like 100% not one person on the planet.
You know why?
Likes it.
Because no one has an accurate understanding of how they look. Like you have a different understanding of the way you look that makes you think like, yeah, I'm going to do these bangs. And then everyone else can let you know, like, no, champ.
That's just crazy. The conviction with which people are like, what are you doing? You know, it's not even like a hesitation. It's like, how dare you?
Well, even just in general, like men don't wear their hair like that. Man, some men have bangs. Not like that. Not like that. What do you mean? You were doing like a thick Zooey Deschanel bang.
I know.
It was like a nice classy Ian Somerhalder bang.
No, he has like Justin Bieber like hair. You have curlier hair.
It's pretty straight today.
No.
Watch. You know, this is giving Ian Somerhalder.
I don't. It's not a match. It's not, yeah, that's different. That's, I'm sorry. That's different.
I don't see how it's different at all.
It just is.
That's exactly.
And you know what? Can I be honest? On the one hand, like, yeah, he can pull it off. On the other hand, he should push his hair back.
Really?
Yes. I don't think I've seen a man with bangs where I'm like, yeah, keep them. Keep your hair like that.
We've gone over this. You've seen several men with bangs.
No, that's a different thing. I think it was a soul patch we were looking into.
It was a soul patch.
Yeah.
God, I can't do either. Yeah, no. Timothy Chalamet should push his hair back in this photo.
Yeah. I think Leonardo DiCaprio.
Can I be? It's a little bit different. It's a little bit different. Why? Because he has straight hair.
Oh, okay.
Conor Story can do bangs. Because he's like, he's a different vibe.
Okay.
We can keep exploring.
No, I just think that like there needs to be a solution that like everyone is on board with and it needs to include some bang for me.
You sometimes have when you have wisps.
Wisps.
That's fine. You can't do a full thick. Bob. Yeah. You're doing like micro bangs.
Like micro Bob. Yeah.
You can't be doing that. I can't do that. Not a lot of people can do that.
So like the wet look I could do, the wet look.
No one said anything about a wet look.
What do you mean wet look? I don't know. Maybe I get out of the water.
Everyone's hair is different wet. Yeah. You can totally do a wet look.
This is my hair wet, wet. Is he calling in the troops? Do you know what I'm talking about? This is my hair a little wet. This is my hair wet, wet.
Does Jack Martin have bangs?
jack martin has had bangs but he has that straight silken hair you know he's also good and he pushes it back he could do anything he wants obviously with his see but he has like he does wisps he's not doing full blunt bob can you click on that second picture of him and the uh yeah that's scary it's this is sort of me like if i saw this photo on shrooms i would cry
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What decisions do Brooke and Connor make about men wearing bangs?
0:07–15:44
2
How do they define and joke about the meaning of a 'lap'?
15:44–21:22
3
Why is Connor fear-mongering about world events and undersea cables?
21:22–25:52
4
What is Brooke’s new journal ecosystem and how could it change her habits?
25:52–43:03
5
Why does space freak them out — what surprising facts about the moon and astronauts emerge?
43:03–1:00:51