Nothing Bundt Bed, Bath, and Biscuits
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What nostalgic phone-and-screen-protector stories open the episode?
Hey, Brookie. Hi, Constance. How are you?
Good. How are you? It's great to see me, isn't it?
It's so good to see you outside today. You are so beautiful outside today.
What about today?
I was kind of doing an inside joke that I only have with myself, so I'm sorry.
No worries.
It's a caption that I captioned something one time.
Oh, okay. Okay.
I had that old Google phone because I didn't want to have an iPhone.
Oh, this inside joke goes way back.
Yeah. I had the Google. I had the Google phone.
Yeah.
Immediately. And obviously like Instagram came out the day that I got my first smartphone. It was a Google phone. Talk about buyer's remorse and like your parents got it for you.
Yeah. And you have to go on your friend's phones to do Instagram.
That's a level of like you feel bad for your parent. Like you think back and it's like, what was I... They were so excited to get you a present and then you're like, wait, I hate this actually. I need an iPhone, daddy.
There was like nothing more urgent to me than the feeling of needing a new phone in high school. Like the second that my plan ran up, it ran out. It was like, I'm shaking. Like the anticipation is almost unbearable. Like if my mom can't take me to the Verizon store, the second school lets out, I will kill myself.
The way it was the big, it was the beginning of the end.
It was all that mattered. And that's tragic. that's it yeah but that it is that's something it was what it was like there's just no denying that like it unfortunately going to the Verizon store to get a new phone was that that end all be all it was lit it was so fucking lit it was lit as all hell I got a new phone yeah I see I got the cosmic orange wow yeah do you like it or what yeah I do like it it's fun and I got this octopus case listen to this okay I got this octopus case from this brand. I think it's called Pela. Not sure if I'm pronouncing that right. Could be Pela, P-E-L-A. And it's sustainable, which is amazing. I didn't do that on purpose, but it's amazing. So it's like an interesting texture and the screen protector.
Yeah, it's like compostable.
It's compostable. It looks it.
Yeah, it does. And the screen protector, Connor, is not plastic. It came in a vial. It's a vial of liquid. And it said, rub this on your screen. It was a vial of liquid. Rub it on your screen. You're good to go. There's no fucking way.
Is it real?
I don't know. It's on my screen. It's just I poured a little bit of liquid on it. And they said, your screen's protected. There's no way, right? How would that work? But they said if my phone breaks while I'm wearing this case and my water, my liquid screen projector, they will pay for my screen to get fixed. But I don't understand how that little dash of liquid that I spread on with a microfiber cloth is going to prevent my screen from cracking. That feels like sorcery. And not only that, but magic.
I like that a lot.
I just don't see how that is possible.
That's one of those things that's not for us to understand. That's one of those things just slightly out of reach for us.
That's one of those things where it's like, you know, in commercials for like skincare, it's like with new technology. And it's like, what do you mean technology? It's skincare. Yeah. I think this might be technology.
Liquid technology. The only thing that made sense when they were like with technology was the little beads that now they're like, that's cancer, by the way. They put little cancers in the goo.
Yeah.
But I loved those little balls.
connor lather me up if we could find a way to get the balls back in a way that doesn't hurt the environment balls i would still jump in a full tub of balls that of balls for me today please a vat of balls for the table exfoliating can be such an amazing thing when done right you can you can catch me in the back of bed bath and be or not bed bath and beyond um
What was it called?
Let me know. Oh my gosh.
Bed Bath and Biscuit. What is it?
Bath and Body Works. Bed Bath and Biscuit. Oh, you must be thinking of nothing but the bunt. Cake.
Now I am.
damn that's for sure i ordered one the other day i had a gummy and i said i don't have a nothing but the bunt right now i got an itch for the bunt and nothing's gonna scratch it 45 minutes away i said no problem i'll be here 15 delivery fee see if i give a fuck i got an itch for the bunt and the only thing that's gonna scratch it nothing but the bunt that cream cheese icing oh hang on put it next to the tub of balls thanks i'm diving in that too
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What nostalgic phone-and-screen-protector stories open the episode?
0:07–11:56
2
Why do Brooke and Connor obsess over Bath & Body/Lush and Nothing Bundt Cake cravings?
11:56–21:09
3
What happened when Connor's hotel room flooded during a show weekend?
21:09–51:52
4
How will Brooke use a Hobonichi planner to go 'off-grid' and organize the podcast?
51:52–1:01:55