On Our Last Egg
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Why is Connor panicking about a last-minute flight and packing?
Hello champ.
Hey there.
Okay. What's wrong?
How are you? Nothing. I just realized. Okay.
Are you mad at me?
I like where your head's at. Um, no, there's like some sort of fight happening right outside my window. And then I also realized just, I have a, I have a flight right after this that I really miss. I miss red.
Okay. What time is the flight?
And be honest, the flight boards at 5 20 PM. Okay. We wrapped this at around three 20.
So I want to, where's at what airport?
That's such a good question.
You stress me out in a way that is... There's three in New York. I know it. But the fact that you don't know, I understand there's three.
I didn't check in yet either. JFK.
That's the worst one.
Yeah, very blessed. Very looking forward to it.
I can do a lot of bonus by myself. I do not give a fuck, man.
No, I will be here and I will be a present father.
So how are you? How the hell are you? I want you to start thinking about putting your phone down.
I'm just going to simply check in for the flight. Like, that's all I'm going to do really quick. Now, what I like is.
And don't forget to talk right into that microphone.
And what I like is, have I packed at all? No.
You are a sick person and you need to start thinking about your life coach.
Wouldn't dream. But, you know, I did make it to the gym this morning, though.
You should have packed instead.
Yeah, we should do a lot of things in America.
Yeah, that's true.
But no, yeah. You know, like, what, the first thing that I'm going to do is pack? Come on.
Okay, did you check in?
No, I didn't finish.
So take a big minute to focus on that.
Okay, let me just. I'll just make a PSA. Okay, yeah, hit us, hit us, hit us. Come on.
I still am fostering the young woman in conference room B, aka Saffron, aka Saffy, I've been calling her. Recently, she took like a week to warm up and now she is becoming one of the great loves of my life. Someone's got to adopt her before.
Oh, that's not good.
Before it gets too bad. And like, I'm not keeping her. That's just is what it is. But I'd like someone to adopt her before. The more attached I get, the sadder it's going to be when someone adopts her. which is not an option. Like she is getting adopted.
Why is it not an option?
I can't do three cats. It feels like a lot.
Three cats is crazy.
It feels like a lot. It's crazy. So just flagging that, she is a perfect creature. She'll take a week or so to warm up. That's fine. That's normal. Who doesn't? But she's amazing and would love someone to get her sooner rather than later. So that's my announcement.
I don't get it. I don't know.
Please reach out to friends of Normie on Instagram. Thank you.
That is just insane that you have three animals in your house.
No, it feels like a zoo. Yesterday, they left my morning trip to the restroom. Rob was on the toilet tank behind me, sucking on toilet paper. John was in my pajama shorts. And the young woman was like nuzzling on my leg. And it's like, I have to, I'm peeing.
Yeah. Yeah.
And I'm open to whatever else happens, too.
There's a time and a place.
So.
No, I know. Hey, I like I do not understand at all. Like, how do we get here? How do we get out?
Well, someone needs to adopt her. I don't know how we got here because this time last year I would have been like, I don't want a cat. I don't I don't like.
Can I can I interest you in three, though?
I will do three. I will do three.
Okay, I moved my flight. I'm going to be in much better spirits now. There's no way.
You moved it in that time?
Yeah.
To when?
My lovely assistant just moved it.
To when?
To 8.30 instead of 6.30. Oh, cool. So I got two hours now. Now, that being said, I will have to leave during rush hour, so it's going to be about the same time that I'm leaving my house.
Okay. Well, I'm glad that you won't be as stressed.
No, right now I'm here. Right now I'm present. I do want to show you guys. You've already seen it because you've been in the stew. Magoo over here. That was supposed to be finished by the time that my father gets here next week. My dad's coming to town. It's just not. It's not like the world. Not in my world that this studio is done.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
Why is Connor panicking about a last-minute flight and packing?
0:00–5:13
2
How can you adopt or foster Brooke’s new cat before she gets attached?
5:13–17:15
3
What caused Connor’s sudden fruit fly invasion and where do they come from?
17:15–30:09
4
How does egg freezing actually work and how many eggs do you have?
30:09–41:33
5
What happened when Brooke tried medical‑grade teeth bleaching and why did her gums turn white?
41:33–59:37