On The Brink of Discovery

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Who are the hosts and what’s the Halloween costume reveal?

Connor Wood 0:07
Oh my God, you're always trying to zip me up, aren't you?
Brooke Averick 0:09
Tristan, if I don't, who would?
Unknown 0:14
Podcasters dead.
Brooke Averick 0:15
Save it for the podcast. Save it for the podcast.
Unknown 0:18
A killer runs free. Oh my God. Which one of us is next? Save it for the podcast. Who is the podcast killer? What about podcasting drives him so mad? Find out this and more on our brand new podcast.
Connor Wood 0:42
Anyways, I want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode.
Brooke Averick 0:54
I don't want to ruin your surprise, so I'm not going to go back there, but I do know he's back there. Yeah. One, two, three, four. Mama.
Olivia Maher 1:12
Mama, it's me, Jonathan. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's so cute. That's so cute.
Brooke Averick 1:23
You had your location on, dummy. No, it's off. I mean, Mama, it's off. No, it's off. That's really cute. It's off.
Connor Wood 1:34
Mama. My baby. That was the first thing I did when I woke up was turn my location off.
Brooke Averick 1:41
I'm too quick for you. Find me. Location. Not sharing location. It was on as hell.
Connor Wood 1:52
Hey, Ryan.
Take it.
Brooke Averick 1:58
Okay, well now it's off. But I did see you here.
Connor Wood 2:00
You saw me here? I swear. How broken is our thing? Like, what if I was a government employee?
Brooke Averick 2:05
Yeah. That's so adorable. Mama!
Brooke Averick 2:27
Wow. Oh, your little beans.
Connor Wood 2:31
Beans.
Brooke Averick 2:31
I thought you were going to be really scary when I saw you like peek out.
Connor Wood 2:34
I mean, it's pretty, it's not like.
Brooke Averick 2:37
I thought you were going to be a werewolf.
Connor Wood 2:39
You saw me do that crab off?
Brooke Averick 2:40
Yeah. I thought you were going to be a werewolf.
Connor Wood 2:43
Okay.
Brooke Averick 2:44
Yeah.
Connor Wood 2:45
Well, I guess if you're listening on audio, I don't know what to tell you. You should know better. Three years in, you should be watching the Halloween episode. Jonathan's a boy, but my nipples are showing through my blocks. So are mine. And boy cats don't really have nipples in this way.
Brooke Averick 3:01
Yes, they do.
Connor Wood 3:02
Just two?
Brooke Averick 3:05
Six.
Connor Wood 3:08
Six nipples, huh? How come we only have two?
Brooke Averick 3:10
I think because they have so many kids, they have a litter, that they need... Oh, wait, Jonathan's a boy. I guess it doesn't matter because everyone starts as a girl or a boy. Do we all start as girls? We all start as girls. Or boys.
Connor Wood 3:28
I don't know. It's impossible to say. This is certainly for a science conversation.
Brooke Averick 3:31
We all start as girls. Oh, cool.
Connor Wood 3:34
No, humans do not all start as girls.
Brooke Averick 3:36
We all start indifferent.
Connor Wood 3:38
We all start in an indifferent state.
Brooke Averick 3:40
I thought we all started with vaginas or something.
Connor Wood 3:46
Vagina.
Brooke Averick 3:49
Um, we all have the same structures for gonads, which are neither male or female.
Connor Wood 3:56
Huh? Go figure.
Brooke Averick 3:58
Interesting.
Connor Wood 3:59
Um, female is default. Well, sometimes said that female is a default. This is because a female developmental pathway occurs without the specific signals from the SRI gene. Okay.
Brooke Averick 4:09
You know, Harold. Ooh, wait really quickly. Is he, I parked right out front. Am I going to get towed? Okay. Oh, you're making me like feel maternal.
Connor Wood 4:23
Yeah. This is making me feel maternal. Yeah.
Brooke Averick 4:25
Oh, your claws.
Connor Wood 4:27
I know. The claws are actually.
Brooke Averick 4:29
Your little claws.
Connor Wood 4:30
Fresh set. Fresh set.
Brooke Averick 4:32
Well, I'm Mr. Fantasy.
Connor Wood 4:34
Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Look at you. You look great. Yeah, that's an outfit you should wear out and about.
Brooke Averick 4:38
I'm going to wear it on actual Halloween.
Connor Wood 4:40
Oh, that's epic.
Brooke Averick 4:41
It's so freaking epic.
Connor Wood 4:43
Happy Halloween, all.
Brooke Averick 4:45
Happy Halloween. We are a few weeks behind Halloween. So it doesn't feel like Halloween at all, does it, to you? No, because of the temperature. Yeah, it's very hard. Pretty much 80 degrees. To be honest, it's 80 degrees. And in full transparency, it's 80, so...
Connor Wood 5:01
but nothing mr fantasy can't handle in my wife pleaser i feel like a girl with botox i genuinely when i laugh i go that's funny i can't smile at all are you like done up under your fur how so you think my face painted
Brooke Averick 5:20
Yeah, or just around your eyes.
Connor Wood 5:22
Just around the part. The mask is pretty much just my face. It's just the mask. Thank God, because you have, like, we got to a point where I was like, I wish Brooke's cat was white, you know, because we're putting a lot of pain on my face that I'm like.
Brooke Averick 5:34
Sure, you might have been uncomfortable with it.
Connor Wood 5:36
Let's be careful with where we go here on this podcast.
Brooke Averick 5:38
Yeah.
Connor Wood 5:40
But no, it's pretty much just this. This is a prosthetic that has a lot of fur on it. Yes. A lot of people say hair is going to be worse than glitter in terms of how it stays with you long term.

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