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How do Brooke and Connor describe their “petit superpowers” and Hinge height talk?

Connor Wood 0:07
You have got to be out of your gourd if you think that I am recording a podcast with someone who's 5'4", 11 right now.
Brooke Averick 0:18
That's mean.
Connor Wood 0:19
I almost did 5 under, and I don't even know what 5 and under.
Brooke Averick 0:22
Because that's what it says on my Hinge profile.
Connor Wood 0:25
5 and under?
Brooke Averick 0:25
No, 5 foot.
Connor Wood 0:28
Flat.
Brooke Averick 0:31
Because it's like no one's going to see me without shoes.
Connor Wood 0:34
I feel like being petite these days is a bit of a superpower, no?
Brooke Averick 0:39
No, I, like, yes. But 4'11 is, like, people don't know what that is, you know? Like, people will read 4'11 and think, like, oh, 4'1. Or, like, you're, like, literally, like, 4'6. Like, they think it's a lot shorter than that. than it is. And I don't think I appear that way. So I think I'm actually being more straightforward about my appearance when I say five.
Connor Wood 1:06
I know what you mean.
Brooke Averick 1:08
Yeah.
Connor Wood 1:09
Because I would have like a tough time with like a point of reference for four 11. I'd be like, what? Yeah. What can I compare that to?
Brooke Averick 1:17
Right. Exactly.
Connor Wood 1:19
A summer's day.
Brooke Averick 1:20
Yes, exactly. So I'm being more When a girl lies about their height on Hinge, it's honest. And when a man does it, it's deceiving.
Unknown 1:33
Hmm.
Brooke Averick 1:51
I've been so anti-man recently, which I think is good.
Connor Wood 1:55
It's the bangs. I'm telling you it's the bangs.
Brooke Averick 1:56
It's literally the bangs. I am, I foo.
Connor Wood 1:59
I foo too.
Brooke Averick 2:02
I feel like a new person.
Connor Wood 2:04
I foo like a new person.
Brooke Averick 2:07
Connor.
Connor Wood 2:09
We're not, we're not starting with the be sweet. We really need to just milk every, every time we slip up on words, we need to go right into a riff about who, who's the individual that is fooing.
Brooke Averick 2:19
Did I say be sweet?
Connor Wood 2:21
No, but I saw it in your face. That was the next two words to come out of that mouth.
Brooke Averick 2:27
No, because we don't even need to draw more attention to the fact that I said foo.
Connor Wood 2:31
But at the end of the day, you did say foo, and there's no shame in that.
Brooke Averick 2:34
I don't want to talk about it.
Connor Wood 2:35
You're 4'11", and you said foo.
Brooke Averick 2:37
Those are two things that I don't want to talk about. I do want to talk about how amazing my bangs look.
Connor Wood 2:44
Okay. I feel like your bangs look amazing, too. I fool, you fool, he, she, we fool.
Brooke Averick 2:52
You're making me very mad. And you do not want to make this girl mad. Especially because of the bangs.
Connor Wood 3:01
No, trust me.
Brooke Averick 3:04
Do you like them or what?
Connor Wood 3:05
I told you before we even started recording.
Brooke Averick 3:07
But you didn't say it on camera.
Connor Wood 3:09
Okay, I feel like her bangs look amazing.
Brooke Averick 3:11
If you don't say it on camera, is it even real?
Connor Wood 3:14
No, you're right. No, you're right. Okay, your bangs look amazing. Thank you.
Brooke Averick 3:18
Thank you.
Connor Wood 3:19
I said it earnestly earlier. So anyone saying that I'm just like saying it said like I did say it and she wants it on camera. Let the record show that I feel like her bangs look amazing.
Brooke Averick 3:28
Thank you. I just wanted you to say it on camera. Thank you.
Connor Wood 3:31
Of course.
Brooke Averick 3:33
I feel like an art teacher.
Connor Wood 3:34
No, you know what? I feel like you are someone about to get architecturally digested.
Brooke Averick 3:41
No, you know what? I actually felt like looking in the mirror this morning, which was scary. Like a woman on the brink of 30.
Connor Wood 3:50
Brooke, there's so much power in that.
Brooke Averick 3:52
I felt that way. For the first time I looked in the mirror and I said, instead of thinking, oh my God, I'm almost 30. I thought, oh my God, I'm almost 30.
Connor Wood 4:00
Can I, so I just.
Brooke Averick 4:02
But not necessarily almost.
Connor Wood 4:04
No, no one is. No one is. I just had a coffee meeting just now and I am, I kind of keep slipping into like existentialism with people that I'm casually talking to and it doesn't have that. like it's, it's like an actual business meeting. And I'm like, yeah. And all my friends have two babies now. So it's kind of like, what am I doing? You know? And I, I slipped at it. And this young man was 40 something and he's walking me through, he's like, my thirties were my favorite part of my life because my life was easier because not because I was better at it, but because I made less mistakes and, So it was like twice as easy, which made the like twice as easy, made it like double as fun and enjoyable because you like learn and you're better at life.
Connor Wood 4:55
Isn't that crazy? That makes you just make less mistakes. I know. It's just like, wow, I've never thought about you're just you're just better at it.
Brooke Averick 5:03
So universally, the sentiment seems to be your 30s are the best decade.

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