Shake Your Caboose
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How does the episode open and what small talk sets the tone?
Ready? Like, shake it off, shake it off. Sometimes, like every now and then a song that like, kind of how I feel about fortune cookies or graffiti when it's on the ground. Sometimes a song, I'll be like, shake it off. And then I'll be like, wow, that Taylor Swift song was right. You know?
Right on the same guys.
What is right on the snake, guys? Is that like a poker? I think it's like right on the money. Like a poker?
Oh, absolutely.
Poker?
It's more of like a Tristan and Channing, say it. But I don't know if it's real.
Just shake it off. Yeah. Okay.
I like the taste of fortune cookies.
What are they? It's just a wafer.
I don't think so.
MD Foodie Boys, you're checking in.
I don't think so. They kind of give Tootsie Roll vibes, which I do not like. What? It's like the Tootsie Roll of the cookie. It's like a throwaway, but I like them. Don't you like Tootsie Rolls?
Yeah.
That's disgusting.
I kind of like the danger of there maybe being a razor blade in them. Maybe that was the whole thing.
Yeah. Was there ever really a razor blade in a Tootsie Roll?
I don't know.
Or was it at the center of a Tootsie Pop?
That would be too much heavy lifting for the men putting the razors in the candy. Because how many licks would they have to take?
Unless they were part of the manufacturing process, in which case someone's got to blow that case wide open.
The only one in trouble would be that owl. One, two, three, crunch, razor blade.
Bring commercials back.
One owl dead.
Bring real commercials back.
Whoa, I had a dream that I was in a workplace and I worked in an office. And that's so weird that... this came full circle just now but I was being bombarded by like people being like oh someone just someone was can you believe what they said about you and I'd go who and then like the whole office would be like owl owl owl and I was being bullied for being an owl oh my god but I wasn't an owl I was a man I wonder what that says about you and your psyche and shit like that like it's not a big deal to be an owl even if I was an owl like
Maybe there was like an owl trend. So maybe you were internalizing that.
I know, but what's the point of that? This is what I always talk about with dreams. Like we could dream about whatever we want. We could be surfing, you know?
That's why it's so important to learn how to lucid dream. You could literally do whatever you want.
That's why it's so important to loosen up.
Yeah.
And shake it off.
Well said. It's good to see you in the studio.
It's so good to see you in the studio. There's not much to say. You know, we were talking about- Let's just call it. yeah that's good um listen to this on .002 and that was an hour um Here's what I was going to say this morning.
Yeah.
Well, we were just talking about, cause we're recording twice this week. Um, cause I'm, I'm going overseas next week. Hello. I'm serving overseas next week. So, uh, serving con overseas. Um, that's so stupid. That is so stupid.
It's so dumb. I love it. I do want to, I do want to end it.
End it all or some? Both. Okay. Let's start with some and then we'll be ending it all.
Okay.
Now, we were talking about maybe having a guest on. We were just exploring. We were noodling on options for guests. And then we kind of said, maybe we pull man off the street for a guest. And I don't know if I'm supposed to expose our behind the scenes thought processes, but I will because I ran into a woman on the street today.
Okay.
I walked down. The waves were huge. There's a storm coming in to our side of the woods. And the waves were huge. So I went down to check them out. I'm walking back and this woman is beelining towards me. Little old woman. She could be stuffed and sitting on a shelf. She's that size. She comes up to me and she goes, and I'm going to try to remember the word. As soon as she walked away, I'm like, what did she just say? And it was very, she was well said and it was enunciated. She said, I am aligned with the power of God's life. Smiling. And I go, light. Did I say life? Yeah. I am aligned with the power of God's life. I am aligned with the power of God's light and I go oh my gosh that's awesome I bet she's Quaker okay well I was like that's so cool that I got chosen she's going pinballing off of everybody telling everybody
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
How does the episode open and what small talk sets the tone?
0:07–11:14
2
What happened during Brooke’s beach encounter with the spiritual woman?
11:14–19:59
3
Why are Connor’s doppelgänger stories and phone bookmarks so funny?
19:59–33:40
4
Who is Somb / Somber and why are the hosts obsessed with his music?
33:40–52:59
5
What were Connor’s Super Bowl experiences and who did he meet there?
52:59–1:03:49