Thank You The Privilege
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Why did Brooke miss bringing her cat to the studio and how does that open the episode?
So Rob, my cat, he was supposed to be in the video today. He was supposed to be in the studio. Couldn't make it. Tried to get him in the car. We had to turn right back around.
He was making noise.
Yeah, he was screaming bloody murder.
He's a diva.
I appreciate the feedback.
Was it real screams? Yeah.
It's not any sort of meow or it's a scream. It's a guttural scream.
He doesn't like the car?
I mean, I think he thinks he's going to the vet. He's never been in a car for a good reason. You know?
Yeah.
He's either going to the hospital for multiple blood transfusions or going to the vet.
Or escaping a fire.
No, he wasn't around for that. That was just John.
So he has no idea.
But if everyone had the current pets... Sorry, I'm going to have a little bit of a hard time getting the words out today, I think.
I know.
But know that they're inside of me.
Let them out.
If everybody who evacuated for the fires with me had the current pets that they have, we would have had about like 16 cats and two dogs in one house. And that would have been scary. But all this is... To be said. I'm trying to basically... What I'm trying to say is that I ended things with my situation, Chip. What? Yep. Yep. Ended thing. It was on and off for a long time, but I'm ready to settle down and really commit to that one partner who is the whole package.
I'm glad because you've been really... All over the place recently.
Yeah, yeah.
It's nice to see you settling down.
I'm finally committing. This partner really gives me everything that I need and want in a relationship.
Good, Brooke.
And then a little bit more and then double it.
And kind of up and through.
Yeah, yeah.
That's great.
So I'm talking about PetSmart.
She's talking about PetSmart, y'all. It's nice that you found your partner here, but there's no way they have...
flexible auto ship and same day delivery I'm talking flexible auto ship I'm talking same day delivery I'm talking I can go into the store What more could you want from a partner? I'm talking about the whole package.
You're not talking about this. And you're not talking about this. I'm talking about this. Okay, got it.
All right.
Very clear. So break up with the other guy. PetSmart's waiting. It's time. Visit PetSmart.com and set up auto ship today. Your pet deserves a full package and so do you.
I want to flag again that I'm doing a really fun thing this week that it requires a lot of talking. And so right now during the podcast and maybe for the future, I might be broken. I just want to let everyone know the words are struggling to come out in the way that I would love them to. And I feel a little bit embarrassed and I just want to disclaim. Got there eventually. And that's it. And that's it. It might be, I might be a little bit different than you're used to today and maybe I won't be, but I already have been. So it's, it's been pretty difficult.
We'll get you there. Don't you worry about it.
Yeah.
Yeah. Hi. And welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast.
Oh, sorry.
Hi.
Welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast.
It's important to disclaim at the top. I love to set expectations.
I love that. I love setting expectations and disclaiming.
Um, so, uh, hi.
Uh, yeah, you could say that, period.
On Photoshop. Do you have anything you want to... Your haircut? Say to me? No, but thank you. You didn't say anything. What do you think about it?
I like it.
Thanks, but no.
Your slippers?
No.
Your wicker slippers?
No, not my wickers.
Your holes in your knees of your pants?
No, God, thank you so much. You're nailing it across the board, and I appreciate all those things that you're noticing.
Is it physical?
It's my half.
Your half?
Yeah, it's my half. Happy fricking half.
Oh, I'm mortified that I didn't have that written in my Hobonichi.
This is something that you can put in for next year. Just so everyone knows March 11th. That's going to be my half.
Oh, what did you do for my half?
Oh my God. Well, you do like your space. So I did give you your space on your half. Appreciate you. Yeah.
Yeah. My full is coming up, which I know it is.
I saw it in your hobo.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Why did Brooke miss bringing her cat to the studio and how does that open the episode?
0:07–7:46
2
Why are Brooke and Connor struggling with words and discussing mortality and the Death Clock app?
7:46–17:41
3
What are jade walnuts and why are Brooke and Connor obsessed with polishing them?
17:41–28:30
4
How did Connor (re)learn what NATO stands for and what confusion followed?
28:30–41:44
5
How is daylight savings affecting their sleep and what is the new “Thank you the ___” phrase?
41:44–49:34
6
What happened at Brooke’s Brooklyn show and why did she bring the wrong journal onstage?
49:34–1:04:55
7
Why are they debating Titanic buoyancy, Harry’s new album and the new dinosaur documentary?
1:04:55–1:05:16