The Lost Episode
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Why are Brooke and Connor airing a lost pilot from West Virginia at the top of the episode?
Hello, and welcome to sunny West Virginia. I'm Brooke. I feel too drunk to be recording this.
No, just like you're not. You've had one margarita, like one margarita. I'm going to open my leg. That's what this song is about.
I'm kind of feeling like I'm going to open my leg. I'm so scared I'm going to open my legs.
Okay, so we're in West Virginia right now. So as you can see from the genuine flash floods, Brooke's in her water shoes.
I'm in my water shoes.
You're gonna go in the water in the parking lot? Alright.
You can do that if you want.
I look like a massive fairytale giant.
But basically we just wanted to say because we're in West Virginia, we were not able to record an episode this week so we're showing you the pilot episode of Brooke and Connor that was never released. We have both decided that it's in our best interest not to relive and watch it. So we don't know what you're about to watch. We hope you like it.
I think it's actually going to be cool to see how much we've all grown together. so well maybe and we will have a lot to update you on next week yeah we have a great guest next week and we also hope to give you some west vagina update yeah it's we have it's an extensive docket of topics and new things that have not been talked about ever before but the guests i can't emphasize enough how ex
It's been lightning. I won't lie to you. There has been lightning.
Yeah, I don't know if we'll even get home tomorrow.
Don't say that.
So, there's a young man that's just pulled up to take us away.
I think we should go back into tacos and tequila.
We're going to go back into the crew in here.
What happened when Connor got hit by a car and how did they react to the anniversary?
But thank you guys for watching.
Love you.
Thanks for the patience. We'll be back in such a massive way next week.
Hear that thunder?
I hope you understand because you have to. And we'll see you next week. We'll see you next week.
Love you.
Love you guys. Bye.
Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor.
What's up?
It's really nice to see you.
It's so good to see you, especially in this lighting. This is extremely good.
I know, and it's so nice to be able to hear your voice. So crisp, like a honey crisp. You really have a gorgeous voice.
You do, too.
Thank you.
Am I too close to the mic, or...?
No, I think you're lovely. Okay, cool. Yeah.
What's up? How's the Monday going?
The Monday's good. Something actually interesting happened to me this morning that's never happened to me, and you won't believe this. I woke up at 7 this morning, which is a big, yeah, different than the 10, usual wake-up time. And I hiked Runyon.
Whoa.
Yeah, yeah.
Geez, why?
I can't answer that, and I don't think it'll ever happen again, and it's never happened before, but it is something that happened this morning. That's huge.
You want to know what's huge in my life? What? And you haven't really said anything about it. It's my anniversary of getting hit by that car.
Getting hit by that car. Yeah, how are you feeling?
Good, like time flies. yeah well i guess you want to dive into the story of when you got hit by the car for people who haven't heard it oh i forgot not everybody's heard the story i was just like on a bird scooter and i'm kind of barreling towards a four-way intersection and i couldn't figure out the break um and then i just got smashed into by like i think it was a toyota corolla which like normally i'd be like Okay, it's a Toyota Corolla. I feel like I could get hit by a Toyota Corolla and just walk away. You'd be shocked at how the punch it can pack.
Well, I do feel like I think it's like an invincibility complex. Like if I got hit by a car, I know I'd be completely fine. Yeah.
So when I was hemorrhaging, it was like a kind of a wake-up call.
You were hemorrhaging? Yeah, I think so.
I wouldn't know because I didn't go to the doctor, but my friends were like, yeah, that's a hemorrhage. I didn't have to wear a belt for like over a month because my hip was so swollen. You know, I was in the air for so long after getting smashed into by a Toyota Corolla.
Well, I feel like what part of your body did you hurt? Like what happened?
Just my right hip.
Okay.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why are Brooke and Connor airing a lost pilot from West Virginia at the top of the episode?
0:07–1:51
2
What happened when Connor got hit by a car and how did they react to the anniversary?
1:51–7:08
3
How do Brooke and Connor debate Taylor Swift’s “All Too Well (10 Minute Version)” and the red scarf symbolism?
7:08–38:03
4
What are NFTs, IPOs, and Rivian — how does Connor explain tech, investing, and EV hype?
38:03–45:00
5
What's the Harry Potter reunion rumor and JK Rowling controversy?
45:00–46:15
6
How did Brooke and Connor react to meeting celebrities like Jacob Elordi and Evan Peters?
46:15–47:22
7
What TV and movie reactions do they share about Curb Your Enthusiasm, Euphoria and Dune?
47:22–50:06
8
How do Brooke and Connor answer audience questions about roommates, air fryers and embarrassing nosebleeds?
50:06–1:23:52