The Young Woman In Conference Room B

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Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast 1h 6m 2 speakers 3 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Why are Brooke and Connor talking about 'bulking season' and workout supplements?

Connor Wood 0:00
take a sip of your muscle milk okay yeah that's actually take a sip of your muscle milk that's exactly what this boy needed yeah this man chug the muscle milk okay that's about to bring a boy to a man
Connor Wood 0:34
There comes a time in every man's life when... Actually, there does come a time in every man's life.
Brooke Averick 0:41
No, genuinely, I have never seen muscle milk before like last week, and I've seen like three of my friends, you included, drinking it. So what's going on? Well, this is like... Is it bulking season? Stop fingering the muscle milk with your toes.
Connor Wood 0:57
Okay, I was just trying to get it out of frame. But this is... This is actually not muscle milk. It's lean body.
Brooke Averick 1:05
Oh, okay. It's lean body.
Connor Wood 1:07
Yeah. And lean body allows you to do things like this, like show you the lean body.
Brooke Averick 1:13
Why are you drinking lean body?
Connor Wood 1:15
Um... First of all, it's just, I know it's so bad for me, which is great. Is it? Yeah, I just read the ingredients. Basically, nothing could be, there's nothing, it does feel like there's evil afoot on that ingredient list. And let me just, let me see. Yeah, like, I don't think I should be putting cyan cobalamin molybdenum
Brooke Averick 1:49
There are never any words that you can understand on ingredients labels for the most part.
Connor Wood 1:54
They should have like a dummy version that's like, just don't worry about a kitten.
Brooke Averick 1:59
Yeah. All good, kitten.
Connor Wood 2:03
All good, kitten. You're okay.
Brooke Averick 2:05
You'll be so fine, kitten.
Connor Wood 2:09
Go play. I was thinking about it the other day. I was buying a handful of daily items that I needed to get through the week, and I go, whoa. What is any of this stuff? Okay. Except this. Hello, Obama. This is a classic to me, a banana.
Brooke Averick 2:35
I'm so confused what's happening. My question was, why are you drinking lean milk?
Connor Wood 2:42
Well, okay. When I started working out at my gym, my new gym, that I haven't been to.
Brooke Averick 2:50
That was a combination of muscle milk and lean body.
Connor Wood 2:53
Well, I've been working towards this lean body of mine for ages, obviously.
Brooke Averick 2:59
Okay, so you have a goal in mind with lean body.
Connor Wood 3:02
Yes. Okay. I was just out with my family, and they're just like... Obviously, last week I was in Michigan, and... And to the young woman who sends me a death threat every time I take a bite of food on this podcast, that banana slurping was for you, girl. I'm thinking about you today and this dude. I was with my family and they... My parents are to that age now where they like... don't like they don't really i'm like should we get food they're like oh i hadn't really even thought of that i'm like who how is no one hungry at all like we three meals a day is standard no no it is like my my mom like has like doesn't eat like i don't understand what happens as you age that you just don't require food anymore
Connor Wood 3:54
it's insane. Cause it's not like we're just like kind of sitting around. It's not like we're traveling and there's like no access to food. We will be like hanging out, relaxing. I'm like, so what are we going to do for dinner? And my whole family, geez, like, have you, like, do you want to wait? Have you experienced any hunger today at all? I'm like, I'm starving right now. I'm shaking. I'm irritable and I'm in a bad mood. Um, they're just like really like mind blown that I need at least two meals a day. Wow. Yeah. Like I'm eating and I'm like kind of in fight or flight. I wonder if we'll eat again. Should I, should I double up? You know?
Brooke Averick 4:31
Yeah. I'm glad that you're getting your gains and your protein right now, making up for lost time.
Connor Wood 4:39
Oh, God, yeah. I'm not even done. I'm going to have this RX bar after 12 more grams. We're talking 52 grams of protein by breakfast.
Brooke Averick 4:47
I want to see you bulk up by the end of this podcast today.
Connor Wood 4:50
Yeah. I might get a little engorged.
Brooke Averick 4:53
I want to see you. I can't, actually. The end of that sentence was not going to be okay at all.
Connor Wood 4:58
I want you to finish that sentence for me.
Brooke Averick 5:01
No, I'd really prefer not to. Thank you, though.
Connor Wood 5:03
You said, I want to see you. I do. Completely throbbing.
Brooke Averick 5:09
I want to see you.
Connor Wood 5:11
Okay. I'm not as handsome as... I'm not as handsome as... Girl.
Unknown 5:19
Girl.
Connor Wood 5:21
Girl. okay I want to do a little follow up and I want everyone to kind of try to stick with us here this is something that like we're going to reach a point and I think that this podcast is like we've reached a point here where we need to stop we need like the fun and games are over thank you guys so much for listening there's too many people listening now where no matter who we talk about or mention it's coming across their desk in a big way I did get what feels like a threat to my email the other day

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