This Is All A Dream
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Here I am.
Here she is.
There she goes.
Why does that song remind me of London?
There she goes again. It has to be an early 2000s rom-com where the girl is like sprinting in front of Big Ben, doesn't it?
Just like head out of the window of a cab.
Yes. Is it What a Girl Wants or something? Head out of the window. Yeah, that was her dad was British.
Like there she goes. There she goes again. Was it pay? It wasn't.
That was definitely in a London based film.
What a girl.
What a girl wants.
This is actually extremely pressing and relevant. I have spent the last week curating a perfect playlist of I am the main character in an early 2000s rom-com.
Okay.
Yeah. Thanks.
Oh, did you include this song?
Yes. I included both of the songs that we just started singing.
What was the other one?
What a girl wants. That one. And there she goes. There she goes again. That one.
I think about Amanda Bynes probably the same way. I would say I think about Amanda Bynes more than I think about like some of my uncles.
I saw something really upsetting last night.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
I saw this. I actually saw a lot of upsetting things. Do you want to introduce ourselves first?
Yeah, hey, I'm Connor. Brooke's about to introduce... And Brooke's over there. Welcome to Brooke and Connor Makeup Podcast. Are you ready to get depressed?
This is depressing.
Sit down and get a snack and just accept that life is fleeting and things can happen in the blink of an eye.
Well, basically, in a rare moment, I was scrolling through TikTok... And I saw this, like, I'm bored with the dark and scary conspiracy theory.
You're crazy.
Like, common in the threads. And one of them was that both Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes were, like, completely, like, lobotomized by, like, Big Disney.
Big Disney?
Yeah. Whoever. They weren't Disney. But, like, yeah, Big Disney. In a way. Big Disney and Big Nickelodeon.
You think Big Nick lobotomized our girls?
I think that's a really scary conspiracy theory that if it came out to be true, I would be like, yeah.
Lobotomy.
Or brainwashing.
Yeah, I think there was some psychological warfare happening. That's not a secret.
No, but something even more sinister. I'm picturing a machine. It's not funny.
No, it's God. No, it's not funny at all. I just don't think that they have a machine.
That's what I was picturing.
Like doofenshmirtz?
Yes.
They're not zapping the girls.
I don't know.
I just like, no. See, like, I'm choosing not to subscribe to this only because Amanda Bynes was on track to be probably the most famous actress in the world, I think. Like, her trajectory was off the charts.
Like, a level of, like... I wouldn't say most famous in the world, but I would say maybe, like, Jennifer Aniston level.
Yeah. And I think she's the most famous... Actress in the world, probably.
Do you? I feel like Meryl Streep, maybe. Anyway.
Well, I think when Amanda Bynes gets to Meryl Streep's age... Wait, I'm sorry. What's her name?
Amanda Bynes.
Martin Jouffer?
I miss Martin Jouff.
I miss Martin Jouff so bad. I think that when Jennifer Aniston gets to Meryl Streep's age, she will be at a level of Meryl Streep-esque.
Jennifer Aniston's not really acting.
She signed... She signed the Glenn Powell contract that he's under right now where you do 16 movies. One of them is good. The rest... Now when I say things are 3D printed, they are generally probably made by AI. There's one that comes to mind as I speak, which I'm going to let you just like, I'm going to let you stew over it.
There's an AI generated movie?
I do think that there is a movie that came out recently that feels very, very 3D printed.
Do I know it?
Yeah. It's impossible not to know. I don't think it would have come across your desk. No, but I do think that it's technically the number one movie in America right now by streams. It's Happy Gilmore 2.
No, I haven't even seen Happy Gilmore 1.
Oh, you need to watch Happy Gilmore 1. That's an important one.
But also Jennifer Aniston's never been in like an Oscar nominated film. Like that's not her path. Hasn't been her path. Whereas for Meryl, that's been her path from a very young age.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–5:32
2
Could Amanda Bynes and Britney Spears have been 'lobotomized' by childhood media?
5:32–17:03
3
How did the hosts react to celebrity net worth and 3D‑printed/AI actors?
17:03–22:50
4
Who did Brooke spot as a Jonathan Bailey doppelgänger and why do lookalikes fascinate us?
22:50–38:14
5
What does dissociation feel like and could we be living in a simulation after COVID?
38:14–51:15
6
How is Connor getting 'tight and toned' and what was his first gym experience like?
51:15–59:56