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Who ran the Royal Otis account and why did Brooke think she was DMing Otis?
Okay, well, I met some young women the other day when I was at my friend's birthday, and they came up to me and they go, you've been talking to us. And I go, pardon? They go, you've been talking to us. Now, I've been DMing Royal Otis a lot on Instagram.
No. Don't tell me.
I didn't realize I'd been DMing two young women a lot on Instagram because they are running the Royal Otis account. So thank you. Thank you, too. Thank you to my chosen family, those two women that are running the Royal Otis account.
I got the impression I was speaking to Otis.
I was – or royal. I didn't really care.
I thought I was talking to Otis.
One of the two young men. I wouldn't really care. Well, I thought I was talking to Otis. Oh, my God.
What?
When's the last time I recorded in this part of my home? Oh, my God.
I don't know. Why? What are you seeing? I think this is my banana. Ew, ew, Connor. Ew. No, that's not okay. No, absolutely not. No, Connor. No, put it down. Down, boy. Wait, was it?
Where did it go?
Wait, was it just the peel or a full banana? No, no, no, no, no. I mean. That is a Peruvian puff pepper.
I'd like to propose a toast. Hang on. Do not peel it. No, I'm not going to. There's nothing to peel. I'm not kidding. It's a completely dehydrated banana.
Was it just the skin or was there a banana inside?
No, there was a banana in this.
Whoa. Call me crazy, but I understand. Jet black.
Yeah, I can't even look. Where is it?
I've never seen a food of any kind turn that shade of midnight sky. Did you?
Hello? 911, what's your emergency? You lost your banana?
I don't want you to put it that close to your face.
Oh. Oh, wow. That smells something like I've never experienced. I think it fermented a bit. Fermented. Ew. Well, that's a testament to how clean my home is. Wow. There's no, I mean, there's not a fruit fly in sight.
That took my breath away.
Anyway, now that we got that out of the way. Hey, Brooke.
Hi, Connor.
Welcome back to Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast, you little thing.
Oh, I'm still thinking about that banana.
I know. I'm looking at it.
It's giving me the same feeling in my stomach that Chapel Roan's red carpet dress gave me.
At the Grammys?
Yeah. Like, ow. You know what I mean?
What is Connor’s mysterious dehydrated banana story and why is it so gross?
bananas giving you the same feeling as as like a satin dress dangling from her nips yes like ow like oh like crint like cringe like my body hurt like it's like hurting me i was just kind of thinking like not that like a dress is weighing a ton on your shoulders but i was like how nice to take the weight off your shoulders for a moment right of course nips
But, yeah. But it's just, like, making me wince, I guess.
What are some other things you could hang from your nipples? I'm thinking, like, if you only wanted to make one trip from the car after you've gone to the grocery store, how nice would it be if your nipples were able to, if your nipples were up for the challenge, it would be really nice to just carabiner some bags out of the one tit.
Honestly, it's not a bad idea to have a harness. that has like multiple clips for like five bags and you can just attach them to your body. Whoa, why has no one done that?
I think it's a vest. They have that as a vest.
Yeah. Izzy, would you mind looking up bag carrying vest? Yeah. I hate that that happens when this happens.
You hate when what happens?
Honestly, they don't really have what I'm talking about when I invent something and it exists.
Oh.
No, they don't. Oh, that. No, I'm talking about.
You can add carabiner to this.
I'm talking about carabiners.
Oh, this has gotten very sexual.
Yeah, I'm talking about.
Pretty quickly.
Something different, so.
Broke wearing a full leather head-to-toe fit going to the grocery store. Sorry, it's just to make it – it's just for ease of carrying the bags.
Sorry, it's my carabiner vest.
I'm not really into anything crazy. It's just – it just happened to be leather, but it's for carrying all my bags. Yeah.
Anyway, that's something to think about.
We touched on jugs earlier in this podcast. What did we talk about when it was hands-free jugs? Remember when – I think we were – oh, yeah.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
Who ran the Royal Otis account and why did Brooke think she was DMing Otis?
0:07–3:13
2
What is Connor’s mysterious dehydrated banana story and why is it so gross?
3:13–13:47
3
How do Brooke and Connor describe interview experiences and swimming skills?
13:47–29:35
4
Which book did they choose for the B+C book club and why pick Morning Glory Milking Farm?
29:35–51:58
5
What did Brooke and Connor think of the Wuthering Heights movie and the press tour behavior?
51:58–1:02:42