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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Bathroom 911

09 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What embarrassing story does Nick share about his date?

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I feel like today is really a what people will do for love type of day. Oh, yeah. Hey, welcome to a brand new second date episode. And the guy on the phone, I can't believe he's willing to share this story, but he is. He is in exchange for our help. It's definitely humiliating. Love when people are willing to do that for us. Yes, absolutely. Thank you. That's how desperate he is.

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You're going to love this. Can't wait to read your comments. Let's start with what you see from yesterday, Alexis.

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25.205 - 29.27 Brooke

Yes, Robert Reyes said, I listen to you guys every morning. You're like my best friends.

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Not sure who should be more depressed about that.

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31.813 - 33.015 Brooke

Oh, Robert.

33.035 - 35.798 Jose

Oh, I got excited. I got a new friend. Yeah, come on.

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I just bought us BFF necklaces, Robert. Oh, no. He's going to regret this. That's not cool anymore?

40.944 - 43.487 Brooke

All right. No. Let's get your new episode started right now.

43.467 - 67.378 Jeffrey

brooke and jeffrey in the morning second date update brooke in the history of doing this segment what is the biggest disaster date you ever remember hearing from a listener oh that's a big question i know i know dude pooping accidentally in the back of a cab oh do you guys remember that one i might have all pooped too behind a tree in a park That's the one that I remember.

Chapter 2: How did the date at the zoo lights unfold?

193.975 - 197.18 Jose

Can we ask number one or two? No, no, no. I don't think we need that.

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197.201 - 203.05 Jeffrey

I don't want to know. Although, I mean, the animals in the zoo can go wherever they want. I'm sure human policy has to be similar.

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203.23 - 208.063 Jose

Why can't you just do in the middle? the pathway and be like, I think one of the giraffes got out. It's a good point.

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There must be an incredible pooper scooper.

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210.09 - 212.939 Jeffrey

I feel like they'd be used to that.

212.979 - 213.861 Nick

For the elephants? Yes.

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So what happens?

215.221 - 221.41 Nick

So, like, I'm asking the employees. I'm like, hey, man, where's the bathroom? Where's the bathroom? Like, 20 minutes that way, 20 minutes this way.

221.43 - 221.811 Jose

I'm like, dude, go.

Chapter 3: What bathroom emergency did Nick experience during the date?

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That's pretty funny.

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355.412 - 358.678 Nick

I don't know. I was just out the door. I was just like, I had to get out of here.

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358.698 - 363.186 Unknown

Oh, no. Oh, wow. Sounds like you maybe had a nervous tummy issue.

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363.487 - 370.359 Jeffrey

Yeah. I mean, you weren't lying when you said that could be the number one disaster date story. I told you.

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Okay.

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It's hard to recover from. I mean, do you even ask, like, if there was a kiss or a plan for a second date?

377.068 - 383.216 Nick

Yeah, you know what? I didn't even go in for the hug when we said goodbye. I just felt bad. We had to, like, ignore that.

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Oh, my God.

384.277 - 385.699 Nick

Yeah. She's been through enough.

Chapter 4: How did Crystal react to the bathroom incident?

570.453 - 573.097 Jeffrey

This is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Good morning. The whole show's here.

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578.426 - 580.069 Crystal

Okay.

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580.089 - 585.158 Jeffrey

I know it's probably weird that we're reaching out to you out of the blue, but we're doing something called a second date update.

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586.808 - 588.911 Crystal

Um, okay.

589.151 - 595.92 Jeffrey

Why? Because one of our listeners said they went out on a very interesting date with you about two weeks ago.

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They said embarrassing.

597.282 - 599.966 Jeffrey

Well, I was trying to sugarcoat it. Yeah.

599.986 - 601.728 Unknown

I mean, she knows. Yeah, that's true.

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