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Brooke and Jeffrey

Awkward Tuesday: Paging Dr. Luke

16 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 25.38 Hoda Kotb

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25.78 - 40.009 Hoda Kotb

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43.033 - 55.392 Brit Prawat

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55.593 - 68.192 Carlos Prieto

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74.416 - 84.334 Teddi Mellencamp

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84.555 - 94.854 Niall Horan

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95.034 - 98.28 Teddi Mellencamp

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98.53 - 119.239 Chuck Nice

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Chapter 2: What shocking lie is revealed during the Awkward Tuesday phone call?

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Oh, your handsome doctor situationship then. Yeah, I mean, he's my boyfriend as far as I'm concerned. Okay. Whatever it is, we're going to let you make your awkward call to him right after this. Hold on. It's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's Awkward Tuesday phone call. We're on the phone with our listener, Melanie, who Brooke told me during the break she's super jealous of.

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I mean, it's understandable. Why did I say that? Because Melanie obviously is involved with a very handsome, successful doctor. And the relationship is still pretty new-ish. Only been dating a couple months. And she kind of caught him at a weird time in his life when he's considering moving hospitals and heading to a whole new city.

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Same city where Fresh Prince got beat up on the playground while shooting hoops. But Melanie wants to fight for him. And so she's trying to figure out how do I tell him that I really want this relationship to work when they're only two months in. I'm still curious why I'm jealous. I don't really. That's a question you need to look in the mirror and ask yourself, Brooke.

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But what advice do you have for Melanie? And try not to let your raging jealousy get in the way. Go ahead. I'm actually really excited for Melanie. Don't take her man, Brooke. Okay, listen. I think the easiest way to lock down a guy, because that's ultimately what you want to do, right? And the best way to do that is take him on an incredible vacation. Oh.

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I mean, it doesn't even have to be expensive, Melanie. It just needs to be romantic. You need to be in a bikini. I mean, that's one way to do it. Dude, it's so good. You'll come away, he'll come away, and you'll be like, we have to do this. This is magic. Jose, what do you think? You have to just work in naturally how bad you feel for him. Because moving sucks, you know?

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Like, you've got to change your ID, you're going to have to hire all these movers, you're going to leave all your friends and family behind. It's just so much easier to stay, right? Oh, yeah. What do you think about saying how bad you feel for him, Melanie? I mean, I do feel for him and having to move, you know, start over.

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Point out that he won't have anyone in the new city to bring him food at the end of his shift or take naps with.

646.597 - 648.56 Dr. Laurie Santos

There you go. Don't challenge him to find someone new.

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OK, so there you go. Those are your two options. Bill Rapport in a bikini. That's a winner. I'm telling you. Or say how sorry you feel for him. You can combine them. Oh, yeah. Whatever bits of our advice you want to use or not use, that's up to you, Melanie. But I'm going to dial Luke, your boyfriend, and let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call. You ready? Yeah, I think so.

Chapter 3: How did Melanie meet her doctor boyfriend, Luke?

714.652 - 715.313 Hoda Kotb

No, I haven't.

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Which shop is it? It's just for some random sub shop. I thought I left it at your place. Never mind. Yeah, well, if I see it, I'll definitely let you know.

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But the reason that I'm calling today is that I've just been kind of thinking about, you know, your whole situation, and I just kind of feel really bad that, like, you're going to have to start over, and it's going to be hard to move, and you have to get a new ID, like, you know. Oh, the move. Yeah, I haven't decided yet. Oh, okay. All right.

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I mean, that's great because I was going to say that the past two months have been so much fun, and I hope they have been for you too. Yeah. Yeah, they've been great. Okay. I don't know how to read that, but I wanted you to know how I feel.

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And I can tell that, you know, you've been trying to protect me and, like, just some of the times we've hung out, like, when I've invited you over to my parents, you know, like, you obviously didn't want to complicate things and, like, meet them. And I totally get that. Well, I don't know if it's like that, but... No, it's okay. Look, I understand.

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Like, I just... Okay, I do have to ask you, my dad's got this hip problem and... It's just different, but I'm hoping you can maybe look at it real quick, because, like, you deal with that type of thing. I don't think I'd be the best person for that. What are you talking about? I'm literally just asking you to help me with my family for just, like, a second. It's something you're trained in.

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Melanie, listen. No, you listen to me. I've been basically taking care of you the past couple months, meeting you after your shifts. I've been making you dinner, letting you crash at my place, like... I've been there for you, and you can't just do this one thing for me? Well, this is difficult. What's difficult? This is getting a little intense. I don't really like this.

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I don't think we should see each other anymore. What? You can't just throw that out there in the middle of a conversation. Is this because of the move? What is this about? Can you just tell me?

853.276 - 853.336 Teddi Mellencamp

No.

Chapter 4: What challenges does Melanie face in her relationship with Luke?

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Don't tell me to calm down. How many times did we FaceTime when you were leaving the hospital at night in your scrubs? Oh, yeah. All right. What the heck? Yeah, I, um... Uh, I do that. You do what? What do you do, Luke? I use that as a lie. Use what as a lie? Look, I'm sorry that you had to find out like this, but it was just to keep up appearances. No way. You don't even work in a hospital?

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Are you being serious right now? I'm not proud of it, okay? I'm not. But I say I'm a doctor to meet women. Oh, my God. It's like stolen valor for regular people. Are you, like, at least a nurse's assistant or something? Where are you going for 16-hour shifts you're on? A janitor, even, at the hospital. Yeah, what do you do? I work in DoorDash, okay? DoorDash? You're a DoorDash driver?

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Yes, I'm a DoorDash driver. Your entire TikTok, where you message me, is a ton of information of you as a doctor. Oh, my gosh. What? Dude, that's why you can't follow these TikTok doctors, Alexis, okay? You're ruining TikTok for me, Luke. I can be a doctor on TikTok? You can be anything you want to be on TikTok. Look, I don't want to talk about this, okay? You have to.

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We've been dating for two months. Oh, dude. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. That is so low, Luke. Why would you, like, come on? Is DoorDash better in Philly? Why do you have to move, too? Oh. My guess is he's just trying to get out of the relationship before she finds out that he's a doctor, you guys. Are you not moving then? That was just a lie?

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If it gets too serious after a month or two, I tell them I need to leave the city and take a different job. So there you go. What is the point of that? You're wasting my time. Dude, you're going to deliver to one of these women at some point. And it is going to be an awkward delivery. It's times like this, Melanie, that I try to look on the bright side.

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At least he didn't try to diagnose your dad's hip issue. See, I was going to say the only bright side is he's a hot delivery driver. I don't even know what to say. I'm so shocked and disappointed in you, Luke. Seriously. You have completely wasted my time. Listen, listen. All I'm going to say is I don't want to be on the radio. Oh, yeah. Too bad. Too bad. You deserve better than me.

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Yeah, no, I definitely deserve better than you. I'm like... I am shocked, you guys. Yeah, I don't blame you. Wait, are you not dating him anymore? Is that what I'm getting? Of course not.

1083.79 - 1087.595 Brit Prawat

You just got lied to for two months about what it does as a profession.

1087.655 - 1091.24 Dr. Laurie Santos

How can you ever come back from that? Like there is zero respect there.

Chapter 5: What advice do the hosts give Melanie about her relationship?

1205.589 - 1232.074 Hoda Kotb

If you're craving inspiration to maximize your joy, tune into these candid, uplifting, and moving on-air chats. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Joy 101, and listen now. Joy 101 with Hoda Kotb is presented by CVS. There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me.

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1235.159 - 1247.479 Brit Prawat

Evil, wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Krivak and DePippo. Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum.

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1247.66 - 1260.175 Carlos Prieto

I said, I'm not guilty. I'll take it to the grave. Listen to The Devil's Quarry and the Bone Valley Feed on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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1266.483 - 1276.393 Teddi Mellencamp

All right, listen up. The Jonas Brothers here. Our podcast is called Hey Jonas. We figured since everyone has a podcast, we wanted to as well. And we've had some incredible guests so far. And now our good friend Niall Horan is joining the show.

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1276.614 - 1286.924 Niall Horan

How's it going, boys? Hey, Niall. It's the same thing with Slow Hands. Slow Hands is not about anything else really, is it? You know, our taste so good can't be about food. You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done.

1287.085 - 1290.448 Teddi Mellencamp

You too, Joe.

1290.428 - 1296.636

Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

1296.656 - 1310.996 Chuck Nice

This Black Music Month, the Questlove Show celebrates the visionaries shaping culture through sound. From country trailblazer Mickey Guyton to hip-hop icon Fab Five Freddy, the sonic genius of Thundercat, and the revolutionary voice of Chuck D. I want it loud.

1311.176 - 1314.36

So the timer might be off.

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