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Brooke and Jeffrey

Battle of the Tinder Dates (10/1/25)

01 Oct 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the premise of the Battle of the Tinder Dates?

0.031 - 1.493 Dani Shapiro

Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro.

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1.854 - 14.114 Jeff

We were in the car, like a rolling stone came on, and he said, there's a line in there about your mother. And I said, what? What I would do if I didn't feel like I was being accepted is choose an identity that other people can't have.

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14.434 - 20.284 Unknown

I knew something had happened to me in the middle of the night, but I couldn't hold on to what had happened.

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Chapter 2: Who are the contestants in today's Tinder date battle?

20.264 - 31.798 Dani Shapiro

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32.519 - 48.489 Mike Della Rocha

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Chapter 3: What are the rules of the Tinder date storytelling game?

49.11 - 59.451 Mike Della Rocha

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62.384 - 83.308 Dr. Laurie Santos

Dr. Laurie Santos from the Happiness Lab here. It's the season of giving, and this year my podcast, the Happiness Lab, is partnering with GiveDirectly, a nonprofit that provides people in extreme poverty with the cash they need as part of the Pods Fight Poverty campaign. Our goal this year is to raise $1 million, which will bring over 700 families out of extreme poverty.

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83.828 - 100.733 Dr. Laurie Santos

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101.233 - 105.499 Dr. Laurie Santos

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Chapter 4: What was James's most tragic Tinder date story?

105.919 - 108.683 Dr. Laurie Santos

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109.524 - 124.403 Radhi Devlukia

Hi, I'm Radhida Vloukia, and I am the host of A Really Good Cry podcast. This week, I am joined by Anna Runkle, also known as the Crappy Childhood Fairy, a creator, teacher, and guide helping people heal from the lasting emotional wounds of unsafe or chaotic childhoods.

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134.732 - 139.405 Radhi Devlukia

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150.516 - 162.267 Unknown

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Chapter 5: What bizarre item did Andrew discover during his date?

162.448 - 169.054 Unknown

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169.726 - 195.351 Jeff

Two hopeless daters. One dating app that dares you to swipe right. The question is, whose love life is more tragic? It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It is the dating game show with more red flags than a Six Flags parking lot. It's Battle of the Tinder Dates, where two of our listeners go head-to-head to figure out whose dating life is the most tragic.

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195.731 - 214.195 Jeff

We'll go over the rules in just a second, but first, let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, his perfect date starts by putting on matching green tracksuits, then playing a sexy game of red light, green light, till one of you gets cut down. Meet Squid Game's James.

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Chapter 6: How did the contestants respond to each other's dating disasters?

215.153 - 234.822 Jeff

That was pretty dark, James. He always comes out on top, though. And in the other corner, he's a gentleman. That's why he offers to wash a woman's hair before, during, and after every hookup. So the ladies call him Shampoo Andrew. What's up?

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234.842 - 239.728 Dr. Laurie Santos

I'm not going to lie, the shampoo part is the best part of any haircut. It just feels good to have someone massage your scalp.

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239.808 - 243.613 Jeff

Wet hair is sexy hair. So let's go over the rules.

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Chapter 7: What was the final verdict from the judges on the best story?

243.813 - 263.974 Jeff

One contestant is going to start by telling one of their worst date stories. The other will try and counter with a nightmare story of their own. We're going back and forth for three rounds until we declare a winner. Let's kick it off with Squid Games James. Let's do it. All right, so we sat down for dinner. Before we started eating, she's like, I need to pray. I'm not religious. Okay.

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264.014 - 265.579 Jeff

But I went along with it, right?

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Chapter 8: How did the winner feel about their Tinder date experience?

265.599 - 265.88 Unknown

Yeah.

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265.9 - 287.753 Jeff

Yeah, you don't want to be rude. That's the right thing to do, I guess, if somebody else is doing that. Of course. Except she started the prayer by saying, Dear Ryan Gosling... Everybody has a different God. And what's the problem with that exactly? That's how Jeff starts his nightly meal. Well, so my reaction was the same as your guys.

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287.793 - 293.844 Jeff

All I could do was laugh because I kind of thought she was kidding. Right. And I got the death stare.

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293.864 - 296.208 Dr. Laurie Santos

Oh. It wasn't a joke.

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296.228 - 299.153 Jeff

Oh, no. She 100% worships Ryan Gosling.

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Wow.

300.153 - 314.725 Jeff

The Church of Ryan. Didn't work out for Barbie very well, okay? Mojo dojo casa no. Yeah, you're right. Not sure what that means, but let's keep going. Shampoo Andrew, can you count her? Okay, so we went to a bar trivia night for our date.

314.745 - 315.587 Radhi Devlukia

That's always nice.

315.988 - 331.644 Jeff

Yeah, totally, but we lost. And after it was done, she, like, pulled out her phone and told me that she was hiring an Etsy witch to curse the bar. Good. Oh, dude, that's popular. The whole bar. So she's a good loser. Doesn't take it personally or anything. Did it take?

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