Battle of the Tinder Dates (6/10/26)

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What is the premise of Battle of the Tinder Dates?

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Who are the contestants in today's Tinder date battle?

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Tati Mellencamp 0:41
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What are some of the worst date stories shared by the contestants?

Ed Helms 1:19
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Unknown 1:23
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How does Picture Frame James describe his most tragic date?

Unknown 2:38
The question is, whose love life is more tragic? It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
Michael Rapaport 2:43
It is the dating game show that says anyone can lady in the tramp a spaghetti noodle, but true romantics eight-way it on the legs of a fried octopus and all meet right in the middle. It's Battle of the Tinder Dates, where two of our listeners go head-to-head to figure out whose love life is the most tragic. I think that octopus's life is the most tragic. We'll go over the rules in just a second, but first, let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, he likes to woo his dates by photoshopping them to show what their life would look like if they got married with seven kids and hangs them all over his apartment. That's how he became known as Picture Frames James.
Oh.
Michael Rapaport 3:25
What's up? What's up? Do you keep him up after the women run? No. On to the next girl. And in the other corner, on a first date, he loves to play the This Little Piggy game and really focuses on how naughty that big toe piggy was. And that's why the ladies call him Hallux Alex. Yo, yo. Alex, you sit real good for a big toe. That is the smartest joke you've ever told on this show. Deep cut. I don't ever remember there being a naughty toe in that story, by the way. In Alex's story, there is. Okay. Here's how the game works. One contestant will start by telling one of their worst date stories. The other will try to counter with a nightmare story of their own. We'll go back and forth for three rounds until we declare a winner.
Michael Rapaport 4:10
Let's start it off with Picture Frame James. Go for it.

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