FULL SHOW: Horror Movie Date, Jeff’s Discount Humiliation + Brooke's Pickleball Shame (8/5/26)
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What’s the opening promo and who are the guests introducing the show?
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody. Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing with my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro.
It's called happiness. Delivering happiness.
And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, and listen now.
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible... You're the problem.
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season 3 podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It's a scorched earth war that shows just how far someone will go to get what they want.
Cindy said I had to choose between the truth and my family, and I had to choose the truth.
Listen to Season 3 of Burden of Guilt on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out.
Shout-outs to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey.
She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oi, who dis? Actually, we don't have time. Doesn't matter. This is Clover from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You're about to listen to a podcast, and I hope it starts soon because it's going to self-destruct in three, two, one. Plug your ears. Good morning. Buenos dias. Buongiorno. Guten Morgen. And dobro utro. What's that one? I think it's Macedonian. To all of our listeners all around the globe, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And Brooke, quick question.
How often do you clean your ears? Because you might be doing more work than you need. Oh my God. I don't. Ask me next. I do them all the time.
Like three times a day.
Here's a question. Because I clean like behind my ear, but not inside because that's bad for you. Do you insist on complicating every question? We don't have the over explanation. I was like, how much do you clean your ears? Jose, how much do you clean your ears? Like two, three times a day.
Thank you, Jose.
In the morning and at night. Well, I ask because according to ear, nose and throat specialists, earwax is there to help prevent infection and it keeps that area nice and lubricated.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the opening promo and who are the guests introducing the show?
0:00–9:16
2
Why are the hosts debating ear‑wax safety and proper cleaning methods?
9:16–13:34
3
Which brand of underwear did Tom Cruise wear in Risky Business?
13:34–37:56
4
What went wrong when Jeff tried to book an apartment tour with AI?
37:56–43:59
5
Why are the hosts naming characters after American Pie cast members?
43:59–48:32
6
What happened on Sienna’s horror‑movie date and why did it end with a kiss on a stuffed animal?
48:32–54:03
7
Why did the hosts call Evan and discuss the “shrub cops” traffic‑stop trick?
54:03–1:00:35
8
How does the rapid‑fire trivia game work and what were the answers?
1:00:35–1:27:15