FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Political Parody, Yeehaw or YeeNAW Date + Cringiest College Essays (9/18/26)
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What funny comments and listener shout‑outs kick off the show?
All right. It's here. A new full hour for you. Thank you so much for finding us. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Whether you're on Spotify or maybe Apple Podcasts, YouTube, we appreciate it. And we hope that you give us a follow as well on the socials. That is always at Brooke and Jeffrey. But before we go into this new full hour, what do you got for comments?
Yes. Arun says, Jeff, your deep masculine voice is making the subwoofers in my car shake.
Oh, wow. Oh. How
loud are you playing the show? That's
the real
question.
And what do the rest of our voices do to it? Oh, my laugh must be so
high-pitched. Yeah, it blew out the top end, for sure. All right, here's your full hour starting right now.
You know, Jose said something to me the other day that really stuck with me.
It's
not
that secret thing we were talking about.
No, not that thing. I'll never tell
anyone.
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. He said, if you want to get views and clicks and likes, go niche.
And
that's exactly what a Bay Area resident is doing now that's making national news.
Really?
Even got featured on the Today Show.
Wow. Her
name is Yvonne Lin. And for years, she worked as an accomplished product designer for companies like Ford and Nerf, American Express, Johnson & Johnson.
Wow, what a career.
Well, she just gave all of that
up
to venture out on her own and risk it all to make poop cakes.
I'm
going to show some pictures to my co-host.
You
can see
them up on the Brooke and Jeffrey Insta stories
if you want to check them out. They're so cute. Kids are going to love these. These are actually adorable. This one has little icing underwear all around the outside and poops with big huge eyes on it.
I want to be clear for everybody listening. Don't worry. They're not made of actual number two.
It's just
frosting to make the cake look like it. And they're mainly for little kids to celebrate when they finish their potty
training. This one says, no more diaper. Rowan's a wiper. Aren't we all? Sophia is a super pooper.
Sophia's going
to be so embarrassed in 10 years.
It's so good. Good
for her.
I
mean, look how good the
cakes
are,
honestly. The cakes
are impressive.
They're high quality, and Yvonne says she made one for one of her three-year-old neighbors and got such a huge response from it on Instagram that she decided to go into business for herself.
That is genius.
She tells people, I'm not just making cakes, I'm baking optimism cakes and cakes of encouragement.
That's right. You can do it, kids.
And now she's completely flooded with orders, not just for children, but adults who want to celebrate colonoscopies and all other sorts of backdoor accomplishments.
Or what if just, you know, part of when poop happens in life? I mean like the saying with a cuss word. Oh,
gotcha.
I just can't say that. It's like
if Brooke accidentally poops her pants.
No, that's not what I meant. Sort of a Depends commercial sort of situation. But that should give you good vibes heading into the weekend. We're going to keep good vibes going with the Shot Caller Question of the Day as we send it on over to our own Digital Jake.
Well, today is National Hug a Greeting Card Writer Day.
Oh. Well, that's
specific. How do
I find
them? Well, it's where we embrace and honor the brave people who looked at the words happy birthday and thought, this needs a corny joke about your age being higher than your credit
score.
Yeah.
These
are the literary geniuses responsible for everything from sorry for your loss to congrats on the new baby. To that weird anniversary card where the husband and wife are inexplicably naked cartoon bears double team in a jar of honey.
The whole gambit. I got that one from my husband last year.
We know. So today, instead of spending seven bucks at CVS to let some stranger express your emotions for you, we're celebrating the greeting card industry with a special Hallmark Hysteria edition of... Plenty of 20. Now, you can say number one through 20, and I'll, in return, give you a trivia question about the wild and wacky history of greeting cards. Just answer correctly, and you can stay in the game.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What funny comments and listener shout‑outs kick off the show?
0:00–5:00
2
How did Yvonne Lin turn “poop cakes” into a booming business?
5:00–8:28
3
What weird facts did the hosts share about Victorian “vinegar Valentines”?
8:28–18:02
4
Which bizarre stories did the “laser stories” segment feature from around the U.S.?
18:02–23:29
5
Why do the hosts recommend Vinted for clearing out your closet?
23:29–59:46
6
What are the strangest college application essays featured in this episode?
59:46–1:07:28