FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Spider-Man Song, Park Mugging Date + Craziest Pet Owner Demands (7/31/26)
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What opening promos and show introductions set the tone for this episode?
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We got your full hour right now, and it's a fun one. Thank you so much for being here. It's Brooke and Jeffrey, and you found the official podcast. Jeff's got a song for everyone's favorite superhero.
Yeah.
And a problem that I never really thought about until he sung about it. You think anyone is dressed up as it as they're listening right now?
Maybe. I hope. There's got to be one of you. Yeah. And they're going to be like, you're right. This thing is hot. I got to take it off.
Yeah. You're going to hear that song of the week coming up. Brand new second date. Oh, a really fun demanding pet owners segment that we've got on the way. But first comments. Yes. AJ CLT guy said, love your show. I have put so many people onto it. Oh, cool. I've been listening to your podcast and it gave me the idea that Jeffrey should have a D bag jar like Schmidt and New Girls. Oh, I don't know that reference. Did anyone watch New Girl? Oh, dang it.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What opening promos and show introductions set the tone for this episode?
0:00–11:26
2
How did the hosts handle the studio microphone troubleshooting and on-air apology drama?
11:26–20:12
3
What is the 'Plenty of 20s' Jeopardy-style music category game and which songs were answered?
20:12–45:10
4
Which bizarre ‘Laser Stories’ news items did the hosts highlight and react to?
45:10–1:03:32
5
What were the most unhinged pet-sitting instructions listeners reported?
1:03:32–1:23:34