FULL SHOW: Laughed TOO Hard Date, Holiday Missed Connections + #5 Phone Tap of 2025 (12/15/25)

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What holiday gift trends and viral food hacks are Brooke and Jeffrey joking about?

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Joe Jonas 1:43
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And I said, what?
Joe Jonas 1:49
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Okay, it's crunch time.
Joe Jonas 2:44
Just a heads up, every website I've looked at says if you want a Christmas delivery, order today.
Oh, it's so stressful. I have so much to buy. I know.
Joe Jonas 2:52
That's just my PSA before we get to a full show for you, all right? Yeah, or just start hand-making something now. Yes. Welcome to the Full Show Podcast.
Dr. Laurie Santos 3:00
Thanks so much for being here. We know it's a crazy time of year, and hopefully this just makes you laugh. We've got a lot of fun stuff on the way. We're counting down, actually, the second date updates.
Joe Jonas 3:09
People don't realize, but we're at number nine for the best of the year. Doing that. And then at number five for the best phone tap of the year.
Yeah, we got the countdowns on separate wavelengths, but they're happening.
Joe Jonas 3:20
And negative one for Alexis's voice right now.
Yeah, it's going down. South.
Dr. Laurie Santos 3:25
Before it goes too far south, what are our comments?
Bridget Marie 3:27
This one is funny, and it was on an old podcast that we did years ago, because I do see the comments, by the way. And Matt said, OMG, hearing Brooke talk so much crap about 2019, knowing what is about to transpire.
Joe Jonas 3:43
Irony, COVID, talk on. 2019 sucks. Nothing could make this worse. I'll tell you, that was a year for our show. Woof.
Bridget Marie 3:51
Woof time. All right. Well, hey, welcome to the podcast, and we hope you enjoy the next hour.
Joe Jonas 3:55
Yes. I gotta say, I feel like I've been so selfish lately. What? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Lately? It's not like you to say stuff like that.
Wait, lately?
Joe Jonas 4:05
Yeah, just these past few weeks, all the dankalicious gifs that we've been talking about.

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