FULL SHOW: Nanny No-No Date, Craziest Wedding Objections + Human Refrigerator (7/27/26)

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Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:00
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 0:01
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:03
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Carrie Brownstein 0:06
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:18
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 0:30
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Kyle MacLachlan 0:35
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 0:37
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Sam Jay 0:47
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout-outs to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Sam Jay 1:27
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better, or do less, so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika, and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jake Brennan 1:47
I'm Jake Brennan, and on the Disgraceland podcast, I explore the wild lives of rock stars and unbelievable true crime stories from music history. These are the stories you haven't heard, the kind you'll end up telling someone else. Like the time Paul McCartney spent in a notorious prison, or the bizarre crime Lady Gaga is accused of, or that time Blondie's Debbie Harry escaped Ted Bundy. Listen to Disgraceland on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman.
Jose (producer/personality) (moderate match) 2:26
And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing with my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 2:45
It's called happiness. Delivering happiness.
Jose (producer/personality) (moderate match) 2:47
And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, and listen now.
Carrie Brownstein 2:54
Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We've got your full hour for you. Thank you so much for finding the official podcast. Please be sure to follow us on socials, too. It's at Brooke and Jeffrey. Same with YouTube if you're not already there. Yes, if you were there over the weekend, you saw Digital Jake put up a 30-minute Old Alan phone tap highlight reel. Oh, my God. It was a compilation. It was good.
Yeah.
Carrie Brownstein 3:13
I mean, by the end of it, you're going to feel like you just checked into a retirement home. Yeah, you're going to start talking like him, too. Which I think is a positive. It's a positive review, right? So check that out on our YouTube page. Before we get to today's hour, full hour, what do you see in the comments? Yeah, MMV said, me and my kids have been listening for years. My son's favorite segment is laser stories. And he had a great idea of Florida Fridays for laser stories.
Jose (producer/personality) (moderate match) 3:38
Yeah, we've heard that.
Carrie Brownstein 3:39
Florida stories we hear a lot.
Joe Jonas 3:40
I love Florida Fridays because the alliteration is just fantastic.

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