Laser Stories (5/22/26)

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Brooke and Jeffrey 13 min 7 speakers 3 chapters transcribed 3 months ago
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What unique twist do the Jonas Brothers bring to their podcast?

Joe Jonas 0:00
Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas.
Jeffrey Dubow 0:08
We invented a podcast?
Joe Jonas 0:09
Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.
Jeffrey Dubow 0:12
We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

How did the Jonas Brothers' podcast evolve from their music career?

Jeffrey Dubow 0:27
Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Robert Smigel 0:29
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between songs banter.
Unknown 0:48
Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter.
Robert Smigel 0:53
Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Michelle McPhee 0:59
I'm Michelle McPhee, and I've been unraveling the strangest criminal alliance I've ever reported on. A Mormon polygamist and an Armenian businessman.
Unknown 1:10
Multi-million dollar house, Ferraris and Lamborghinis, private jets, a billion dollar fraud.
Michelle McPhee 1:15
But how long can this alliance last? Tell me what you know. Is somebody coming after me? Listen to Kingdom of Fraud on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Joe Jonas 1:29
Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports, and giving you the real story behind the headlines. And we're going straight to the source, the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports Slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow Timbo Slice Life 12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
Renee Stubbs 2:04
Winning on clay is an art. The rallies are relentless. And at the French Open, only the toughest survive. I'd know. I competed there for decades. Join me, Rene Stubbs, on the Rene Stubbs Tennis Podcast for no-nonsense breakdowns of the biggest matches, the toughest players, and the moments that define Roland Garros. Good to win. She's an outsider to win the French for me. And she likes clay. Listen, Lena Rybakina is arguably the best player in the world right now and actually can win on any surface. Listen to the Renee Stubbs Tennis Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Unknown 2:37
Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.
Jeffrey Dubow 2:46
It's the radio segment that's teamed up with the producers of the show Wife Swap to launch an even crazier new spinoff called Baby Swap.
Brooke Fox 2:57
I would love that.
Jeffrey Dubow 2:58
Taken from the maternity ward sitcoms of the early 80s where they'd accidentally send parents home with the wrong kid. Oh, not like that. Now they're doing it on purpose and letting the hijinks ensue. Honey, I like this one better. We'll find out 18 years later if they're the real baby. It's all thanks to Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other maybe babies just don't. This first Laser Story is out of Colorado. 48-year-old woman named Sharon Heiser went to a local farm stand and started clearing out the shelves, filling a large bag with freshly made oatmeal cream pies, along with some organic sourdough bread.
Brooke Fox 3:42
Oh, boy! Sounds expensive.
Jeffrey Dubow 3:45
The farm stall had a camera inside, so there's footage of the theft.
Unknown 3:48
Oh, not expensive if you steal it, bro.
Jeffrey Dubow 3:51
This is one of those on the roadside where you're just supposed to. It's like the honor system. In fact, the woman has even heard saying thanks before walking away without paying.

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