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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (5/25/26)

25 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What podcast did the Jonas Brothers launch?

0.892 - 8.263 Joe Jonas

Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas.

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8.623 - 21.182 Unknown

We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick.

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21.202 - 28.873 Jeffrey

Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

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29.41 - 50.867 Unknown

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.

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51.027 - 59.398 Unknown

Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

59.798 - 77.001 Joe Jonas

Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports, and giving you the real story behind the headlines.

76.981 - 94.652 Joe Jonas

And we're going straight to the source, the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports Slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow TimboSlicelife12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.

94.852 - 115.55 Renee Stubbs

Winning on clay is an art. The rallies are relentless. And at the French Open, only the toughest survive. I'd know. I competed there for decades. Join me, Renee Stubbs, on the Renee Stubbs Tennis Podcast for no-nonsense breakdowns of the biggest matches, the toughest players, and the moments that define Roland Garros. She's an outsider to win the Frenchman. And she likes clay.

115.59 - 127.305 Renee Stubbs

Listen, Lena Rybakina is arguably the best player in the world right now and actually can win on any surface. Listen to the Renee Stubbs Tennis Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Chapter 2: What is the premise of the Sports Slice podcast?

188.188 - 210.762 Jeffrey

Order yours today with Laser Stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. That's where the par face layers just don't. This first Laser Story is out of Ohio. A rider in an Uber recently called 911 because she said the driver boasted about having illegal drugs stashed in a fake aerosol can inside of the car.

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211.002 - 216.996 Brooke

Ain't nobody got time for that. What an idiot. Yeah, that's when he doesn't read who's cool and who's not. Yeah, that's true.

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217.448 - 236.999 Jeffrey

Five minutes later, cops showed up, found the vehicle, but wasn't sure where the guy was. What? Because across from the street was a food truck that was known as a pit stop for other Uber drivers, and it had about eight to ten dudes just milling around the area. Oh, okay, waiting for their next ride, getting some tacos. Which one was the driver? Which one did officers detain first?

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237.44 - 241.185 Jeffrey

The one that was wearing a shirt that said, retired drug dealer. No!

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No!

243.807 - 269.275 Jeffrey

please tell me that guy can't be that dumb that's amazing if it's right i guess he came out of retirement because that was exactly the right guy he was id'd as robert rose and upon searching the vehicle they found the can which was filled with 24 grams of meth along with pills a meth pipe a digital scale packaging baggies cash and three cell phones this guy's like very

269.255 - 302.413 Jeffrey

every time you get into an uber now you have to be like so do you party yeah i want to go to that retirement party that's so good Robert was charged with drug trafficking, possession of felony drugs, and possession of drug paraphernalia. There was some good news for him, though. Police allowed him to wear his retired drug dealer shirt into jail.

303.675 - 304.536 Unknown

Just for street cred.

304.876 - 313.768 Jeffrey

That's a great profile picture. His next laser story is out of the friendly skies. Ryanair is Ireland's version of Spirit Airlines.

Chapter 3: What unusual incident occurred with an Uber driver in Ohio?

625.19 - 639.732 Joe Jonas

This morning, the internet lost its mind, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports, and giving you the real story behind the headlines.

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639.712 - 657.366 Joe Jonas

and we're going straight to the source, the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports Slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow TimboSlicelife12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.

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657.616 - 678.313 Renee Stubbs

Winning on clay is an art. The rallies are relentless. And at the French Open, only the toughest survive. I'd know. I competed there for decades. Join me, Renee Stubbs, on the Renee Stubbs Tennis Podcast for no-nonsense breakdowns of the biggest matches, the toughest players, and the moments that define Roland Garros. Gentian win. She's an outsider to win the French for me. And she likes clay.

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678.333 - 690.071 Renee Stubbs

Listen, Lena Rybakina is arguably the best player in the world right now and actually can win on any surface. Listen to the Renee Stubbs Tennis Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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690.091 - 714.084 Unknown

Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential. Either way, the podcast Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days, I put on 10 pounds.

714.644 - 722.757 Unknown

I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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