Laser Stories (6/19/26)
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No bad ideas whenever we do laser stories. This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Yeah. Except that no classaroles just don't. Classaroles. His first laser story is out of Social Media Central. Remember that TikTok trend where people would crack eggs on their foreheads of unsuspecting friends and family members? And then they would post their shocked reactions online? Yeah, like when they're baking or whatever. It got even wilder when people started doing it to their kids. Those are the ones that were in my algorithm. Yeah, I was going to say, those were all I saw. Well, here's some vengeance. A mother in Sweden did that challenge to her daughter and was just convicted of harassment.
What? Yep, she was ordered to pay her six-year-old $2,000 in damages for posting a video of herself cracking an egg on the poor girl's head. I want to see the court case where the baby lawyers are representing the baby. I don't know. I feel like it's kind of deserved.
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