Laser Stories (8/3/26)
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Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
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Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season 3 podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It's a scorched earth war that shows just how far someone will go to get what they want.
Cindy said I had to choose between the truth and my family, and I had to choose the truth.
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This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better, or do less, so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika, and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
It's the radio segment that's helping you cool down this summer with Best Foods Mayonnaise Milkshakes.
Ew. Stop with the mayo, bro.
Make them creamy and then add even more cream.
Ew.
With laser stories, a segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other dairy dunderheads just don't.
Okay, it just really coats your mouth. Oh, God.
With coolness, yeah.
Not very much dairy in it.
His first laser story is out of Wisconsin.
Oh, speaking of dairy.
But this is undairy related because 21-year-old Stellan Parker walked into a Cabela's outdoor recreation store and bought his first ever firearm. Oh, wow. And instead of taking a safety class or asking a seasoned gun owner for help on how to use the weapon properly, he handed his phone over to his girlfriend and said, film this. Uh-oh.
Okay. His girlfriend's like, okay, let's do it.
Then, as Stellan was attempting to make a how-to video of racking the pistol, I'm glad he's doing how-to as he just purchased his first gun.
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