Loser Line (6/29/26)
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If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Ayo, girl. You into conspiracy theories? Here we go. Because I want to get Illuminati with you.
Whatever you do, resist the urge to tell him his joke fell flat just like the Earth. Instead, tell him that you respect a man who doesn't believe we really landed on the moon. And that's when you give him the number to lose or lie. So hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail we can play on the air. Voicemails like this one.
Next message. Hi, Josh. This is Rachel. I met you the other day at the tattoo parlor. I'm just calling because I have this really great idea. My boyfriend is opening this really awesome new handyman business, and it's called Screw the People. That's the name of it. So I designed this logo, and the logo is a picture of a screw, the outline, and it has the word screw. screw the people underneath it. So I think what should happen is that anyone who gets a free screw the people tattoo will get $250 of handyman work from my boyfriend's company for free. So let me know what you think. I'm kind of stoked about this. Screw the people. Oh, that's a huge discount though. Not really. Have you hired a contractor lately?
No, I never have. Yeah, I mean, $250 is going to get you maybe a light bulb change. Really?
Okay, never mind then.
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