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Chapter 1: What shocking event occurred at the bachelorette party?
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There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me.
People, wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Krivak and DePippo.
Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum.
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Chapter 2: How did the mother-in-law take charge of the bachelorette plans?
You don't know me. A confession I can't take back. I am... The Masked Speed. Today we're doing a special edition of the Mass Speaker.
Really?
A bachelorette fail edition. Yes! Because we got a text at 78592 that says, at a bachelorette party, the bride was given a dare that included climbing up a fire truck ladder. Oh, God. Oh, no. She got up halfway, slid down, and broke both of her legs. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Still kept the wedding date, just had to do it in a wheelchair. In a wheelchair? Oh my gosh.
Usually the wheelchair is not needed until after the wedding night. Am I right, Brooke? Well, for the man, maybe. For him? Oh, Brooke, I feel bad for your husband. And today we have a woman on the phone who also had a bachelorette disaster story that she's been dying to tell someone. Oh my gosh. And she's chosen to go by the fake name Carolina today. So Carolina, welcome to the show.
Thank you for having me. That was a hot start with the fire truck. Are we on speaker? Are your arms broken? No, but my mind is. My mind is broken.
Oh, okay.
Well, voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. So I had my bachelorette party six years ago. Okay. That's really a long time before the wedding, huh? Assuming you got married already, but yes. Yes, yes, yes. I did get married. The thing is, the family I married into is the crazy thing. Okay.
My mother-in-law asked if she could throw me like a small get-together, you know, like she was going to pay for it. And you didn't want to invite her because why would you want your mother-in-law at your bachelorette party?
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Chapter 3: What unexpected surprises happened during the night out?
Well, she's offering to fund the entire thing. You're like, okay. Then maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was a high price to pay, okay, to have my mother-in-law with me. Anyway, I had to invite her, and she, you know, I also only invited two friends, but only one of them showed up. Oh, wow. So there's only three of you for the night. This is more of a get-together. Not even.
It's you, your mother-in-law, and a friend. This is like we have dinner reservations. I don't know. It's sort of a joke to me.
But, hey.
Walk into a bar, and, yeah. My mother-in-law and my friend. It still could be fun, though. How did it go? Yeah, you can go crazy. Yeah, this is where it gets interesting. So, I mean, whatever. The hotel was great that she booked for us. She had a bunch of gifts. And, you know, we ended up going to the rooftop pool. And I immediately noticed that she started drinking, I mean, like a blowfish.
This woman was just... Blowfish. I've never heard that. Oh. I mean, she's funding the trip. Mine as well. Yeah, shoot. You're buying your own drinks, so go ahead. So the MIL can get down. Yeah. Yeah. She just kept throwing them down. And she's like, I have a surprise for you. So we go downstairs, and there's a stretch limo waiting for me. Whoa. That's so fun. See, that's cool.
And again, not on your dime. This is amazing. Okay.
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Chapter 4: How did the night escalate into chaos at the strip club?
What do you do? This limo driver took us to this trip club. I love her. She's the wild one. I can see her ones like, let's go, girls. Yeah, so my mother-in-law, the last person I would think is just taking shot after shot. Still drinking. Within 30 minutes. Yeah, within 30 minutes, eight shots of vodka. Oh. She's praying to throw up. What is going on?
It's her night out.
So when does the night go bad? It sounds like it started. Yeah, we're already going downhill, I can tell. This does not feel good. Yeah, well, I mean, it became bad because she was so drunk, and now it turned into me taking care of her. Yeah. At the strip club? Really hard to enjoy the lap dance that way. No, I was babysitting my mother-in-law. So she climbed on the stage.
She starts touching the male strippers. She undresses them. She starts screaming to other women in the crowd to give them more money. I mean, it was a debauchery. It's not fun and cute anymore. You know, like, we finally had enough, so we called the cab. And at this point, she was like, I need to throw up. I need to throw up. Yeah, you do. Well, in that situation, it's the best thing possible.
Yeah, eventually her body cut her off, right?
Thank God.
Uh-huh. My friend comes to the table and she tells me, you know, that she's in the bathroom stall just puking her life. And before we could get back to her, the two security guards were already grabbing her and throwing her outside.
Yeah. They should have done that hours before. I know.
They should have been cut off. What are these? What are these professionals? They should have seen what was coming.
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Chapter 5: What role did the mother-in-law play in the bachelorette disaster?
They were like, we're going to call the cops because she tried to fight women. So we had to convince the strip club that we were the ones that were going to take her home because we're now responsible for her. So get her in the cab for her to only puke out of the window on the way back to the hotel. At least she got it out the window and not inside of the cab. That's still a fee.
They'll still charge you a fee. Oh, they do? Oh, God. This is getting to be a very expensive night. Oh, God. Yeah, we're banned from cab drivers. Oh, my God. We arrive at the hotel, I would say, like, around, you know, 3.30, and the hotel manager had a wheelchair. We had to wheel her up into the room. That's nice of them. Another wheelchair at a bachelorette party.
Alexis goes, I didn't know that was an option. Yeah. Between all of us, the hotel manager, my dog, my friend, and the custodian, we had to help her, like, roll her into bed. Oh, this is a mess. It's almost like it's her bachelorette party, if anything. Seriously, it was her excuse to go nuts. It was too good to be true to have an awesome mother-in-law, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Was she okay?
Well, we had to stay up to watch her, you know, make sure that she, you know, nothing was going to happen to her in her sleep. Right. And my friend and I ended up leaving, like, at 7 o'clock the next morning, you know, for us to catch up on sleep. Yeah. And at the end of all of that, my mother-in-law doesn't remember anything after getting to the strip club. Yeah. What is a big duh?
We all know she's blacked out. Yeah. Well, what did she say about the night? I mean, she's actually had a great time. She thanked me for taking her home, but she made no mention about anything that had happened. Not the drinks, not the strippers, not the fight. It was nothing. You better have gotten some photos and videos on your phone because I'm just saying, marriage is a long, long haul.
And you never know when you may need that against your mother-in-law. When you need to hold something over your mother-in-law's hand. You know? Yep.
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Chapter 6: How did the night end for the party attendees?
Work smarter, not harder, Jeffrey. Oh, wow. So did you tell her what she did that night? I haven't told anybody. That's the reason why I'm on here, because I haven't told anyone in the family. I can't. This is a fake space, right? This is the only place I can actually say this. She doesn't remember anything. So, you know, she woke up, and she's thinking, you're welcome. Yeah.
Well, if you ever need help to blackmail your mother-in-law in the future, make sure you call us back, and we can do it in an awkward Tuesday phone call for you because she's too entertaining to not want to call her. But text in 78592. If you have a confession that you've been holding on to, we can mask your voice, hide your identity, and make you the next mass speaker.
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Joy is essential and it's also elusive. But now there's a new and exciting way to start your journey toward a more joyful existence. Joy 101. It's a new podcast hosted by me, Hoda Kotb. If you're craving inspiration to maximize your joy, tune into these candid, uplifting, and moving on-air chats. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Joy 101, and listen now.
Joy 101 with Hoda Kotb is presented by CVS.
There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me.
People, wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Krivak and DePippo.
Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum.
I said, I'm not guilty. I'll take it to the grave.
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Chapter 7: What were the consequences of the wild bachelorette night?
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