Masked Speaker: College Cuddle Sesh
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Who introduces the show and how does the episode begin?
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Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
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We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
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I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins.
What listener promotions and podcast ads are mentioned early on?
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You don't know me. A confession I can't take back. The Masked Speaker. Text to 78592 says, I've been on a strict diet lately, but I had a dream about food last night. Me too. Woke up to find myself chewing on one of my foam earplugs. Oh, no, you. Took that as a sign. Went and got a McGriddle for breakfast this morning.
There you go.
Diet over. You've got to get that wax taste out of your mouth.
That's right.
You've got to listen to the signs in your life. And you know what? If you're hearing this right now, maybe that's a sign that you need to come on the show and confess your secrets to us here on the Mass Speaker as we keep you anonymous. We've got a woman who wants to use Jackie as her fake name. Jackie, welcome to the show. Hi, guys. Thanks for taking my call. Good. Even with a voice changer, it doesn't sound like you're chewing on an earbud, so that's a positive. You sound very peppy. So a voice changer is on. You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Yeah, I graduated from college about three years ago, and it was wild, a wild time.
You mean college in general was a wild time? Is that what you mean?
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
Who introduces the show and how does the episode begin?
0:00–1:31
2
What listener promotions and podcast ads are mentioned early on?
1:31–8:26
3
How do hosts invite confessions and set up the Masked Speaker segment?
8:26–10:54
4
Who is 'Jackie' and what background does she give about her college life?
10:54–12:40