Masked Speaker: Hiking Horror Story

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Brooke and Jeffrey 12 min 9 speakers 4 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Nick Turturro 0:00
I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing with my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro. It's called happiness. Delivering happiness. And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, and listen now.
Chelsea Handler 0:34
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Sam Jay 0:44
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Carrie Brownstein 1:04
I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season 3 podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It's a scorched earth war that shows just how far someone will go to get what they want.
Paul (Paulie) 1:20
Cindy said I had to choose between the truth and my family, and I had to choose the truth.
Carrie Brownstein 1:26
Listen to Season 3 of Burden of Guilt on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 1:34
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 1:36
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
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The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Carrie Brownstein 1:41
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Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 1:52
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 2:04
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song.
Kyle MacLachlan 2:10
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 2:11
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Brooke (host) 2:21
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout-outs to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 2:51
You don't know me. A confession I can't take back.
Carrie Brownstein 2:58
I am...
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:00
The Masked Speaker. Text to 78592 says, all of my passwords are my ex-boyfriend's name from when we dated. Oh, cringe. I know I should change it, but I'm too lazy to go do it on all of my platforms. Too much work. Dude, why would you want to type it in every day?
Paul (Paulie) 3:19
I know.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:20
That's so risky. Easy, just date another guy with the same name. Oh. Oh, yeah.
Brooke (host) 3:25
Problem solved.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:27
See, we have all the best answers when you come to confess your secrets right here on The Masked Speaker. And we keep you anonymous so your exes won't know that you're still secretly in love with them. And we've got a guy on the phone right now who wants to use Taylor as his fake name. Taylor, welcome to the show. Hey, guys. Thanks for having me on. Okay, Taylor. What do you got? Voice changer is on. You are The Masked Speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Unknown 3:51
Yeah, so a couple of years ago, I went hiking in the mountains in Northern California.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:57
Okay, that's cool. Wow, that sounds beautiful. Not my favorite mountain range.

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