Second Date Update Classics: Coffee Club + Falling to Pieces
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What is the podcast’s double‑classic intro and why do the hosts call it a “double header”?
Welcome to it. It is your Saturday double. Double classic. Header go. Yep. Yep. Let's do
it. A double header. It's like sports. Yeah.
Exactly right, Jose. Yep. If dating were a sport, this would be where you'd want to be. Yep. Uh it is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And before we get to our back to back classics, what do you got in comments? Yeah.
You said, I'm listening through this show from the start, and I'm currently in January 2020. Everyone's talking about how good they feel and excited. 2019 is over and all your resolutions. I feel like I'm watching the beginning of a horror movie. Yeah. Where the family first arrives to the haunted house. They're super excited about the house, but I saw the trailer and I know that Ish is about to go down.
They're like who knew this house was only twenty thousand dollars and it's eight bedrooms. Oh my god.
That would be wild. I haven't gone back and re listened to our shows from January of twenty twenty. But I distinctly remember having a conversation with Jose in the studio being like, Oh, China shut down. That could never happen here, huh? Yeah.
It's weird. But anyway, I'm gonna book a flight for next week.
Oh we made it. We made it. We made it. Okay. I can't wait till you get to twenty twenty six. So we go. You're brand
what are
we
doing this for? We're doing the double header book of the class with it. It starts now.
Is it okay to do the same thing or the same activity twice in one date?
Uh I guess it depends. I can't think of I can think of one thing that I wanna do. Give
us your minds out of it, let's do it.
Come on, three tons, Jack. I'm talking about going
someplace or doing something in public.
So am I. In public. Yeah, we're gonna be.
Because one of our listeners did something three separate times. Not that
during their
hangout.
Good job.
But by the end, we finally heard the reason why they kept repeating the same activity and it made total sense. You're gonna hear it in a second date update next.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.
Brooke I don't know how you feel about meeting guys at the gym.
The gym?
Yeah, are you worried about that? Cause it's usually like pretty loud in there and you're sweating. Yeah. And we know, Brooke, that you don't wear deodorant. At least not deodorants that work. You like to do that organic stuff. Yeah, I
mean, how else do you send your pheromones out into the world, Jeffrey?
AKA hot guy deterrent. Is
that what that smell is when I go in the gym? I don't know. It might not be the cutest look sometimes, but that's where one of our listeners, Vanessa, says she ended up meeting a guy over at her local gym. And it seems to work out okay for her until it didn't.
Nice Maybe I need to get her deodorant brand. Maybe. Vanessa,
what type of deodorant do you use?
I am a dove girl.
Oh. Dove? That's a good one. Is
that okay for you, Brooke?
I like to go a little more natural. Maybe just give it a try. I'm pretty sure Brooke
just uses like mayonnaise and lemon juice.
Unless it's unless it's an actual dove, a live dove that she can rub underneath her arms.
Once the dove dove is dead, it's time to change it out. Yeah. All right.
Well, thank you for the recommendation on the deodorant, but uh let's focus on your love life here. Tell us about the guy that you met when you were at the gym.
Totally. So I was working out the other day, you know, across the room, I kinda saw this guy. He was cute, of course, in really good shape. And I I kept glancing, but I was trying not to make it obvious.
Yeah. Mm-hmm. I mean it could be so awkward if you get caught staring. Yeah.
Yeah, no matter what sh
like side you are,
a guy or a girl.
I mean nobody really likes that at the gym.
Or do they I mean, some people are checking themselves out the whole time. I feel like
that those are the people that are annoying.
Sometimes it's kinda like a confidence boost to notice somebody glancing at you. But
how'd you get his attention?
Well, it wasn't on purpose, but we kinda like locked eyes through the mirror, you know.
Oh Yeah.
So in order to make it not be super awkward since he knew now I was looking at him, I went over and I asked if he would spot me to do some squats.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the podcast’s double‑classic intro and why do the hosts call it a “double header”?
0:00–4:16
2
How did Vanessa’s gym encounter lead to a spontaneous coffee date?
4:16–8:42
3
Why did the hosts turn Vanessa’s story into a “spelling‑bee” challenge for Alan?
8:42–12:36
4
What happened when the crew called Jason to get a second‑date update?
12:36–17:13
5
How did Angie’s staged “fall” at the bar become the centerpiece of her second‑date story?
17:13–22:00
6
Is laughing at videos of kids falling a red flag in Angie’s dating profile?
22:00–26:52
7
What lessons did the hosts draw about name‑calling, red‑flags, and “falling” as a love language?
26:52–31:21
8
How can listeners get help with their own second‑date updates and contact the show?
31:21–36:37