Phone Tap: Benjamin's Birthday For One

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What is the prank setup and who is the Phone Tap victim introduced at the start?

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Host (Brooke or Jeffrey) - Unknown (likely Brooke) 0:47
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Host (Brooke or Jeffrey) - Unknown (likely Brooke) 1:48
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How do the hosts explain the context and setup for Benjamin’s reservation prank?

Host (Brooke or Jeffrey) - Unknown (likely Brooke) 1:51
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Jonas Brothers 2:49
In today's call, a husband sets up his wife to be pranked at her work. Oh, goodness. She's a waitress slash hostess at a local bistro, and he told us that she is the nicest, sweetest, most helpful worker that you could ever meet.
Host (Brooke or Jeffrey) - Unknown (likely Brooke) 3:05
Oh! I love people like that. Are we going to break her, Jeff?

What awkward reservation details does 'Benjamin' request first?

Jonas Brothers 3:07
Well, he loves hearing whenever she gets a little bit uncomfortable because she doesn't know quite how to react. So let's hear how she does when she takes a dinner reservation from timid Benjamin. Oh, no. In your phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Thanks for calling Bistro.
Host (Brooke or Jeffrey) - Unknown (likely Brooke) 3:28
How can I help you? Hi. My name is Benjamin. uh benjamin yes b okay how can i help you benjamin b e n j i'm in benjamin i i got it i got it and benjamin how can i help you i i would like to make a reservation for one for this friday please um sure thing one person this friday uh what time are you looking to come in What time works for you? It's your reservation, Benjamin. Anytime, really. Okay. I would like to do it at 11.59 p.m., please. Oh, we actually close at 11. Oh, so you lied. You lied to me. You lied? You said anytime. No, I just meant anytime within the hours of operation. Sorry, that's on me. Fine. Let's say 7.30. 7.30, party of one for Friday night? Yes. It's a special dinner because it's my birthday.
Host (Brooke or Jeffrey) - Unknown (likely Brooke) 4:50
Wow, cool. Well, I'll make sure to let your server know. You didn't say happy birthday to me. Okay, happy birthday, Benjamin. Yay! Yay! Anything else you need? So my birthday request, I would like my entire meal comped, including the dessert and two free beverages. Because I like to drink Shirley Temples.

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