Phone Tap: Gentle Car Talk

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Brooke and Jeffrey 11 min 9 speakers 3 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Unknown 0:00
I'm Nick Turturro.
Harold (phone tap victim) 0:01
You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing with my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro.
Unknown 0:25
It's called happiness. Delivering happiness.
Harold (phone tap victim) 0:27
And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, and listen now.
Chelsea Handler 0:34
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Sam Jay 0:44
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Harold (phone tap victim) 1:04
I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season 3 podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It's a scorched earth war that shows just how far someone will go to get what they want.
Paul (Paulie) 1:20
Cindy said I had to choose between the truth and my family, and I had to choose the truth.
Harold (phone tap victim) 1:26
Listen to Season 3 of Burden of Guilt on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 1:34
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Harold (phone tap victim) 1:36
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 1:38
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Harold (phone tap victim) 1:41
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 1:52
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Harold (phone tap victim) 2:04
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song.
Kyle MacLachlan 2:10
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Harold (phone tap victim) 2:11
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Brooke (host) 2:21
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout-outs to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jonas Brothers 2:51
In today's phone tap, we call a guy who's already not very happy. He's been the manager of an auto body shop for over a decade, and the owner just sold it. So he has not met anybody from the new company that bought them out. That is until now. And you know that those rough-and-tumble auto mechanics, they love when corporate bigwigs stroll in and tell them how to do their job.
Harold (phone tap victim) 3:18
Oh, yeah.
Jonas Brothers 3:19
So that's exactly what's going to happen in your phone tap right now.
Harold (phone tap victim) 3:23
Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. ****** Auto Body can help you.
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:29
Hi, I'm looking to speak with a service manager, Harold ******.
Harold (phone tap victim) 3:33
Yeah, you got him.
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:34
Great. Harold, my name's Tara. Tara Newhole. I work for Auto Group.
Harold (phone tap victim) 3:42
Oh, okay.
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:44
Nice to meet you, too. I know we haven't met face to face, but you do know that our company bought out your auto mechanic shop, correct?
Harold (phone tap victim) 3:55
I heard.
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:56
Oh, man, a few words. I see. Yeah. I'm just calling to let you know that we really like the shop that you manage. It does very well financially.
Harold (phone tap victim) 4:04
Yeah, we run a good shop. We do good business here.
Brooke (Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 4:08
Yeah, about that. We are going to make some changes, though.

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