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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: No Joy For Pee Boys

20 Nov 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main complaint about the mall's water fountain?

0.031 - 7.446 Brooke

whether it is getting swatted or just hateful messages online. There is a lot of harm in even just reading the comments.

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7.466 - 26.141 Dr. Joy Harden-Bradford

That's cybersecurity expert Camille Stewart Gloucester on the Therapy for Black Girls podcast. Every season is a chance to grow, and the Therapy for Black Girls podcast is here to walk with you. I'm Dr. Joy Harden-Bradford, and each week we dive into real conversations that help you move with more clarity and confidence.

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26.161 - 39.184 Dr. Joy Harden-Bradford

This episode, we're breaking down what really happens to your information online and how to protect yourself with intention. Listen to Therapy for Black Girls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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39.552 - 60.492 Brooke

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Your donation will put cash directly in the hands of these families in need, and they'll get to decide how to use it, whether that's school transportation, purchasing livestock, or starting a business. Plus, if you're a first-time donor, your gift will be matched by giving multiplier, which means more money for those in need. Visit givedirectly.org slash happiness lab to learn more and to donate.

83.103 - 85.846 Brooke

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Chapter 2: How does the mother express her frustration during the call?

108.152 - 113.805 Mike Della Rocha

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Each episode explores a different chapter of Atlanta's rise, featuring conversations with Ludacris, Will Packer, Pastor Jamal Bryant, DJ Drama, and more. The full series is available to listen to now. Listen to Atlanta Ears on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Today we call a longtime employee at the mall, and this is a woman who's been there for decades.

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So she's seen it all and heard it all, but I promise she's never had a customer complaint quite like this. When Brooke puts on her irrationally angry mom hat, aka her normal hat, and she goes off about what she saw at the shopping center the other day that scarred her children for life.

211.586 - 212.828 Brooke

I don't know how they're going to come back from that.

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So Brooke's looking for a pound of flesh and she's not backing down in your phone tap right now.

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Thank you for calling by Galleria.

Chapter 3: What shocking details does the mother reveal about her children's behavior?

225.56 - 248.348 Brooke

This is Eileen. How can I help you? Yeah, I'd like to file an official complaint with management. So who do I need to speak to? Ma'am, I'm so sorry you've had such a bad experience. What can I do to help you? And I will expedite this complaint. Well, I'm going to tell you, I was recently there with my two sons, Timmy and Jimmy Jr. Hello? Are you even listening to me? Give me a moment.

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Just please be nice. I'm definitely taking down your complaint as we speak. Oh, this is nice. Wait till you hear what happened. I'm listening, ma'am. So me and my boys were enjoying our Annie Ann's pretzels when I saw an absolutely horrific scene in one of your courtyards.

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Okay, what happened?

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It's a fountain with four statues of young boys all with their gherkins out.

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Gherkins?

Chapter 4: How does the mall employee respond to the complaint?

275.215 - 295.012 Brooke

Oh, you want me to say it? Is that what you want? I don't know what you're talking about. Your vile and crude statue of four young boys relieving themselves into the water. Does that ring a bell? Well, it's just a statue, ma'am, and it's just a water fountain. It's been there, I mean, before. So you know about it? Yes. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

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Yes, it's kind of protected by the city because it's considered like a landmark. Okay, may I remind you, the mall is a family environment. I understand your complaint, but it's just a statue, and when it comes to boys relieving themselves in fountains and waters, you know, you see it everywhere. I wish my boys hadn't seen it, because you know what they do now. I don't, ma'am.

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I don't even know if I should know what they do. Well, take some notes. Because of your R-rated fountain of mischief, they think it's okay to whip out their little shish kebabs and pee wherever they want. What do you have to say to that? Well, um, that's probably a parenting issue.

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Chapter 5: What humorous exchanges occur between the mother and mall employee?

335.383 - 358.138 Brooke

Excuse me? Not so much the mall issue. Excuse me. It has only happened since they saw your freaky fountain. Okay, ma'am, ma'am, I understand your complaint. You don't understand. They took out their little JoJo's while I was at the ATM. That's not my fault, ma'am. Then again in the middle of the grocery store. Again, not my fault. And on each other while we were riding the bus.

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358.859 - 380.932 Brooke

Now that's just a little bit more information I need to know. Do you know, do you know how embarrassing it is as a mother when I need to apologize as my kids attempt to wash the neighbor's car? I'm using air quotes when I say wash. Look, I know you want to blame your boys peeing on everything, on the mall's fault, but I don't believe it is our responsibility. Really?

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Because when I say stop, my boys look at me, saying, Mommy, why is it okay for the statue kids at the mall to do it? Why can't I do it on Meemaw? Oh, my God. I think you need to apologize to Meemaw.

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Chapter 6: What unexpected twist reveals the prank nature of the call?

394.349 - 417.758 Brooke

I don't know who Meemaw is, and I really don't, I'm not going to say anything to that person. Well, what am I supposed to say to my boys? Maybe you could explain to them that they are just statues from hundreds of years ago and that they're just artwork. So you want me to ruin their sense of childhood wonder? Give me a break. Jimmy! Jimmy! Stop! Stop peeing on the slide! This is not...

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Ma'am, can I just take down your name and number, and I will... You bet. I will give you my name after I tell you that you need to call that pervy sculptor who did this in the first place and have them install tiny urinals in the fountain so the boys are actually peeing into something appropriate. Well, the sculptor's dead and has been dead. Well, that's going to be a problem, isn't it?

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And by the way, my name is Brooke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is a phone tap. Well... Wait a minute. What? I was ready to lose my mind. Hi, Eileen.

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Chapter 7: How does the mother react upon discovering it's a prank?

458.081 - 473.787 Brooke

It's just Brooke. I'm not angry at all. Oh, my God. I'm like, those people cannot be that crazy, but I wasn't surprised. Your husband, Ted, set you up. He said more people have been coming back to the mall, which is great, but more complaints are coming in because of it. Yeah, but this is the best complaint ever, so.

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I mean, the tiny urinals would be a really cute addition to that fountain, though, don't you think? They would be. They would be our little tiny shorts. Yeah. Wake up every morning with phone tabs. Weekday mornings on the 20s. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Whether it is getting swatted or just hateful messages online, there is a lot of harm in even just reading the comments.

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498.085 - 516.612 Dr. Joy Harden-Bradford

That's cybersecurity expert Camille Stewart Gloucester on the Therapy for Black Girls podcast. Every season is a chance to grow, and the Therapy for Black Girls podcast is here to walk with you. I'm Dr. Joy Harden-Bradford, and each week we dive into real conversations that help you move with more clarity and confidence.

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516.592 - 529.628 Dr. Joy Harden-Bradford

This episode, we're breaking down what really happens to your information online and how to protect yourself with intention. Listen to Therapy for Black Girls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Chapter 8: What is the conclusion of the phone tap segment?

530.229 - 551.099 Brooke

Dr. Laurie Santos from the Happiness Lab here. It's the season of giving, and this year, my podcast, The Happiness Lab, is partnering with GiveDirectly, a nonprofit that provides people in extreme poverty with the cash they need as part of the Pods Fight Poverty campaign. Our goal this year is to raise $1 million, which will bring over 700 families out of extreme poverty.

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551.119 - 573.271 Brooke

Your donation will put cash directly in the hands of these families in need, and they'll get to decide how to use it, whether that's school transportation, purchasing livestock, or starting a business. Plus, if you're a first-time donor, your gift will be matched by giving multiplier, which means more money for those in need. Visit givedirectly.org slash happiness lab to learn more and to donate.

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573.692 - 576.454 Brooke

That's givedirectly.org slash happiness lab.

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577.195 - 604.21 Mike Della Rocha

What are the cycles fathers pass down that sons are left to heal? What if being a man wasn't about holding it all together, but learning how to let go? This is a space where men speak truth and find the power to heal and transform. I'm Mike Della Rocha. Welcome to Sacred Lessons. Listen to Sacred Lessons on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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I didn't really have an interest in being on air. I kind of was up there to just try and infiltrate the building. From the underground clubs that shaped global music to the pastors and creatives who built the cultural empire, the Atlanta Ears podcast uncovers the stories behind one of the most influential cities in the world. The thing I love about Atlanta is that it's a city of hustlers, man.

626.918 - 645.402 Unknown

Each episode explores a different chapter of Atlanta's rise, featuring conversations with Ludacris, Will Packer, Pastor Jamal Bryant, DJ Drama, and more. The full series is available to listen to now. Listen to Atlanta Ears on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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