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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Old Alan's Tuxedo

12 Nov 2025

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Chapter 1: What humorous situation does Old Alan find himself in?

0.233 - 27.591 Mike Della Rocha

What are the cycles fathers pass down that sons are left to heal? What if being a man wasn't about holding it all together, but learning how to let go? This is a space where men speak truth and find the power to heal and transform. I'm Mike Della Rocha. Welcome to Sacred Lessons. Listen to Sacred Lessons on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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30.17 - 51.113 Dr. Laurie Santos

Dr. Laurie Santos from the Happiness Lab here. It's the season of giving, and this year my podcast, The Happiness Lab, is partnering with GiveDirectly, a nonprofit that provides people in extreme poverty with the cash they need as part of the Pods Fight Poverty campaign. Our goal this year is to raise $1 million, which will bring over 700 families out of extreme poverty.

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51.153 - 73.699 Dr. Laurie Santos

Your donation will put cash directly in the hands of these families in need. And they'll get to decide how to use it, whether that's school transportation, purchasing livestock, or starting a business. Plus, if you're a first-time donor, your gift will be matched by giving multiplier, which means more money for those in need. Visit givedirectly.org slash happiness lab to learn more and to donate.

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73.72 - 76.663 Dr. Laurie Santos

That's givedirectly.org slash happiness lab.

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Chapter 2: What item does Old Alan desperately want back from the tuxedo rental?

107.305 - 122.02 Radhi Devlukia

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122.541 - 132.231 Unknown

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132.571 - 137.076 Radhi Devlukia

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137.056 - 156.928 Unknown

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175.615 - 187.332 Jeff

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and whenever you rent something, whether it's a car or a hot tub or an extra long coffin that locks from the outside... What rental services are you contacting?

187.352 - 188.815 Unknown

Only the best, Brooke. I see.

188.855 - 194.543 Jeff

I'll tell you, there's a reason that they warn you, make sure to check inside before you return it.

194.703 - 196.626 Dr. Laurie Santos

Yeah, especially that coffin. Yeah.

Chapter 3: How does Old Alan explain the reason for his lost item?

269.585 - 301.152 Jeff

We're pretty thorough when we go through the tuxedos, so I kind of need your help with what exactly you're looking for. What did you leave? Well, yeah, I really don't know if you want me to tell you that. Well, I mean, the only way I can tell you if we found it is if you tell me what it is. I guess that's true. Well, okay, I'm not proud to say this, but I think I left my diaper in there.

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302.026 - 338.192 Jeff

I'm sorry? Yeah, it was a pretty crazy night, and the host was serving cheesecake, and even though I'm lactose intolerant, I just said, hey, what the heck, go for it. You're only 93 once, right? Sorry. And you're trying to get this back. It's not just the one. There's that and some backups, too. Oh, God. I had three other folded ones in the front pockets and a huggy special in the back.

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338.628 - 365.396 Jeff

Those types of things are disposable, so you shouldn't want it back. Why are you concerned about getting it back? Hold on a second there, Missy. Have you been to the store lately? The diaper prices are soaring higher than my blood pressure. Oh. Okay. I mean, if we had found them... Wait a second. I'm racking the old noggin up there. There's a chance maybe I left them in the old limo.

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365.997 - 397.095 Jeff

Okay, that is not... We don't rent limos. I met two skits at the party that night. Roberta and Roberta's twin, Regina. Okay, so you're going to have to talk to the limo company. Let's just say I lost more than a diaper in the limo that night. Oh, yeah. Still got it. Sir, you're having some great adventures, especially for a man of your age. Oh, wait a second. What are you trying to do there?

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397.575 - 403.987 Jeff

Are you sweet-talking me? No. You want a slice of the old Allen pie, do you? Okay, Allen.

404.047 - 404.848 Mike Della Rocha

There's a lot of me.

Chapter 4: What unexpected conversation unfolds between Alan and the rental shop employee?

404.828 - 436.672 Jeff

I cannot help you with any of this. Yeah, professionally, right? Right? You're on the clock. No, I can help you with tux rentals. That is it. Yeah, you don't know this, but a lot of ladies want me for my Beanie Baby collection. Oh, Alan. Yeah, I mean, I haven't looked at the prices since 96, but... I'm assuming I'll be able to buy me a nice condo down in Florida with that treasure trove.

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436.692 - 462.316 Jeff

Oh, God. Yeltsin! Alan, I can't help you if you left diapers in a limo. Well, you could help me if you know of a place with non-lactose cheesecake. Sorry, I don't. I don't think I know anything that can help you. Well, that really is a bummer, because... Right now, the only spot that I know of with a good slice is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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462.336 - 491.235 Jeff

You know the radio show that does them prank phone calls and whatnot? Oh. Yeah, you should listen because it'll really fill up your diaper. No. Yeah, you're on the radio right now, Tammy. My name is Jeff, and we're doing a phone tap on you. Oh, thank God. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, your manager, Mike, set you up because he said it's your five-year anniversary at the shop.

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492.156 - 517.937 Jeff

He thought you'd get a real kick out of this phone call. Oh, my God, I am so relieved because I had no idea how to deal with that or how to get off the phone, for that matter. You're saying so in your entire time working there, five years, no customers have ever left a diaper in any of the formal wear? No one has ever called in to retrieve a lost diaper. Well, I'll tell you, it happens sometimes.

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518.878 - 522.384 Jeff

Those limo parties, they get pretty wild.

522.404 - 523.986 Unknown

I am sure they do.

525.518 - 531.165 Dr. Laurie Santos

Wake up every morning with phone taps. Weekday mornings on the 20s. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

531.205 - 548.147 Mike Della Rocha

What are the cycles fathers pass down that sons are left to heal? What if being a man wasn't about holding it all together, but learning how to let go? This is a space where men speak truth and find the power to heal and transform.

Chapter 5: How does the conversation take a comedic turn regarding Alan's age?

548.768 - 559.558 Mike Della Rocha

I'm Mike Della Rocha. Welcome to Sacred Lessons. Listen to Sacred Lessons on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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562.036 - 582.982 Dr. Laurie Santos

Dr. Laurie Santos from the Happiness Lab here. It's the season of giving, and this year my podcast, the Happiness Lab, is partnering with GiveDirectly, a nonprofit that provides people in extreme poverty with the cash they need as part of the Pods Fight Poverty campaign. Our goal this year is to raise $1 million, which will bring over 700 families out of extreme poverty.

0

583.483 - 605.553 Dr. Laurie Santos

Your donation will put cash directly in the hands of these families in need. And they'll get to decide how to use it, whether that's school transportation, purchasing livestock, or starting a business. Plus, if you're a first-time donor, your gift will be matched by giving multiplier, which means more money for those in need. Visit givedirectly.org slash happiness lab to learn more and to donate.

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605.573 - 608.597 Dr. Laurie Santos

That's givedirectly.org slash happiness lab.

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608.746 - 628.617 Unknown

I didn't really have an interest in being on air. I kind of was up there to just try and infiltrate the building. From the underground clubs that shaped global music to the pastors and creatives who built the cultural empire, the Atlanta Ears podcast uncovers the stories behind one of the most influential cities in the world. The thing I love about Atlanta is that it's a city of hustlers, man.

628.758 - 647.224 Unknown

Each episode explores a different chapter of Atlanta's rise, featuring conversations with Ludacris, Will Packer, Pastor Jamal Bryant, DJ Drama, and more. The full series is available to listen to now. Listen to Atlanta Ears on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

647.609 - 662.303 Radhi Devlukia

Hi, I'm Radhida Blukia and I am the host of A Really Good Cry podcast. This week, I am joined by Anna Runkle, also known as the Crappy Childhood Fairy, a creator, teacher and guide helping people heal from the lasting emotional wounds of unsafe or chaotic childhoods.

662.823 - 672.532 Unknown

Talking about trauma isn't always great for people. It's not always the best thing. About a third of people who are traumatized as kids feel worse when they talk about it, get very dysregulated.

672.853 - 677.397 Radhi Devlukia

Listen to A Really Good Cry on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

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